laters

 

What's that saying again...


In a bit dog ****

 

De-stressed a little, cuppa tea and a pack of custard creams


Nobody spamming?

 

Im back

Just found a dvd in the car that i got out yesterday and it needs returning 2nite
Not even watched it either, better get it ripped quick smart

 

Bought some spicy chicken pieces for nibbling later and some greek yogurt for after dinner

(as well at lots of others stuff)

 

Mmmmmmmm, spicy chicken *drool* Making me hungry now

Watch the film now then take it back

 

The missus chose it, i wanted to get the one with Danny Dyer and Sean Bean in it
But she wanted to see 'Premonition' so i gave in for an easy life

 

Premonition is a pretty good film, go and watch it

 

I have to wait till she comes round in the week tho

God im looking forward to dinner, were having shepherds pie and beans
One of my favorites

 

right, i can smell it bubbling away, better go and get some beans on, see you in a while

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

At least another hour before we can even contemplate deciding what we're going to have for tea

 

You should have come grated cheese on or in it too


I dont envy her being near your **** this evening

 

I sprinkle grated cheese on it when it comes out of the oven, that way its all stringy and melted as its being gobbled
I have to say i eat way to much cheese, guess that makes me a cheesy guy

 

ive got chips beens and a cheese burger mmmmmmmmmm

 

Sounds dellicious

Nah, can never have to much cheese, unless it's between your toes or on your bell

 

 

I am contemplating the contents of the freezer for what we should have now

 

If Speedymonkey was a goldfish.........

 

evenin all

 

The reason us wimmins don't get the gritty nail

 

i have to be careful farting in a wetsuit too, this is what happened last time

 

Blow the old gammonflaps dry eh, niiiiiice

 

I think she has done a wet fart

 

Alright Liz

Been up to much 2day?

 

Chilli fart indeed

 

gammonflaps !!!!!!!!




Ric you shud know its a kebab

 

just been workin hun

and bootin my car back from Manchester

wot about you ??

 

 

 

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


(Was from an email, but thought the boys my apprecite it )