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Old 28 July 2007, 08:14 PM
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A up, i can feel a movement in my lower stomach
It feels like a distant rumble of waste food trying to escape......



Yep its that time again

POO TIME
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:14 PM
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God, right at the top of the page again
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:16 PM
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You're gross, but so funny


Have a good poo
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:17 PM
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I dont liek being in trouble, it will mean i get no sex until im a good boy

and im hardly ever good


pam and her 5 sisters it is for you then my boy
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I dont liek being in trouble, it will mean i get no sex until im a good boy

and im hardly ever good
You have your hand
















Plus there's always other wimmins




I never said that !

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Old 28 July 2007, 08:20 PM
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Rosie palmer and her 5 sisters, its been at least 6 hours since i saw them

I wouldnt do the dirty on my lady, shes a little sweety
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
You're gross, but so funny
If only u could see inside my head
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:22 PM
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I think I would feel a bit trippy somehow
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:24 PM
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It wouldn't be doing the dirrrrty if she dumped you for being a bad boy



Why dont you have a look at WB or Pabo and get yourself a sucking *****?
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:25 PM
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Why dont you have a look at WB or Pabo and get yourself a sucking *****?
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:25 PM
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Just out of curiosity, how much are they
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:31 PM
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:34 PM
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think im going to run a bath, my clag nuts are ......well a bit claggy
i might even play conkers in the bath

see y'all in a bit
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Just out of curiosity, how much are they


Thre's actually a few thtings for you...


Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo

Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo

Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo

Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo


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Old 28 July 2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
think im going to run a bath, my clag nuts are ......well a bit claggy
i might even play conkers in the bath

see y'all in a bit
Oh you swine


You can't go yet!


You claggy LOL ewwwww
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:40 PM
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I hope you're not going to be long now after I have told you about *certain things*
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:41 PM
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Do you slap the water and see what a splash you can get with your conkers?
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:43 PM
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:44 PM
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who write's the reviews for them
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:52 PM
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I have no idea but some of them are hilarious
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:54 PM
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I got something from there a while back and with the order they sent an extensive DVD collection booklet and a DVD of something or other that we have not watched


The DVD stuff looks a bit, well, erm......
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:55 PM
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Burgers under the grill, not biff burgers though

Why can I only think of Ric's pics when I think of a burger now?
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Old 28 July 2007, 08:56 PM
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I am sure to get into trouble with things like that
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:04 PM
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Burgers under the grill, not biff burgers though

Why can I only think of Ric's pics when I think of a burger now?


he is a bad influence on your imagination


biff burgers
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:37 PM
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I know LOL, he is making me as warped as he is
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:38 PM
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The burgers were OK though


So was the yogurt..





And the slice of cake
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:39 PM
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He must be giving those claggers a really good scrub, he's been a while
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:39 PM
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I wonder what else I can have to eat
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Old 28 July 2007, 09:40 PM
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*sniff sniff*

Has someone been cooking biff burgers and not offered to make me one
How DARE you
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