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Jul 28, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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A up, i can feel a movement in my lower stomach
It feels like a distant rumble of waste food trying to escape......
Yep its that time again
POO TIME
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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God, right at the top of the page again
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:16 PM
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You're gross, but so funny
Have a good poo
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:17 PM
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speedymonkey
I dont liek being in trouble, it will mean i get no sex until im a good boy
and im hardly ever good
pam and her 5 sisters it is for you then my boy
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:18 PM
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speedymonkey
I dont liek being in trouble, it will mean i get no sex until im a good boy
and im hardly ever good
You have your hand
Plus there's always other wimmins
I never said that !
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:20 PM
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Rosie palmer and her 5 sisters, its been at least 6 hours since i saw them
I wouldnt do the dirty on my lady, shes a little sweety
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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You're gross, but so funny
If only u could see inside my head
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:22 PM
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I think I would feel a bit trippy somehow
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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It wouldn't be doing the dirrrrty if she dumped you for being a bad boy
Why dont you have a look at WB or Pabo and get yourself a sucking *****?
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Why dont you have a look at WB or Pabo and get yourself a sucking *****?
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Just out of curiosity, how much are they
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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think im going to run a bath, my clag nuts are ......well a bit claggy
i might even play conkers in the bath
see y'all in a bit
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:38 PM
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speedymonkey
Just out of curiosity, how much are they
Thre's actually a few thtings for you...
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:39 PM
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speedymonkey
think im going to run a bath, my clag nuts are ......well a bit claggy
i might even play conkers in the bath
see y'all in a bit
Oh you swine
You can't go yet!
You claggy LOL ewwwww
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:40 PM
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I hope you're not going to be long now after I have told you about *certain things*
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:41 PM
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Do you slap the water and see what a splash you can get with your conkers?
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:43 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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D.K.1
Thre's actually a few thtings for you...
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
Vibrators, ******, rabbits, **** toys, bondage. Adult sex Toys for her and for him from Pabo
who write's the reviews for them
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:52 PM
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I have no idea but some of them are hilarious
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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I got something from there a while back and with the order they sent an extensive DVD collection booklet and a DVD of something or other that we have not watched
The DVD stuff looks a bit, well, erm......
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:55 PM
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Burgers under the grill, not biff burgers though
Why can I only think of Ric's pics when I think of a burger now?
Jul 28, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 09:04 PM
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D.K.1
Burgers under the grill, not biff burgers though
Why can I only think of Ric's pics when I think of a burger now?
he is a bad influence on your imagination
biff burgers
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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I know LOL, he is making me as warped as he is
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:38 PM
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The burgers were OK though
So was the yogurt..
And the slice of cake
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:39 PM
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He must be giving those claggers a really good scrub, he's been a while
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I wonder what else I can have to eat
Jul 28, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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*sniff sniff*
Has someone been cooking biff burgers and not offered to make me one
How DARE you
