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Old 27 June 2007, 11:42 PM
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Emmmmmm i, hungry all of a sudden

Old 27 June 2007, 11:45 PM
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Emmmmmm i, hungry all of a sudden

not sure which make my stomach turn the most,

the finger or that fatty mc**** burger
Old 27 June 2007, 11:46 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 08:17 AM
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Morning all how are you all on this bright sunny morning

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Old 28 June 2007, 08:26 AM
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Morning all

Bright and sunny in Tarporley

Not much time for spamming today as I'm off to play golf with some clients later

Hope the weather holds out
Old 28 June 2007, 09:36 AM
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Had those Pics Ric on a e-mail flying round work there nasty
Old 28 June 2007, 12:10 PM
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Apparently he was rock climbing and as he tried to pull himself up, thats when his ring dug in

Supposed to be getting the keys for my new house today
I bloody working in a bit too, so wont be able to go down today
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Just bought another improvement on CN too, i now have:

2x Banks
1x Foreign Ministries
1x Harbors
2x Stadiums

Only need another 470 citizens for my next one too, think ill get a school
Old 28 June 2007, 12:19 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 01:00 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 01:06 PM
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No you spoon the improvement order is the following

a. Basic improvement order

Harbor, *Bank, Bank, Bank, Bank, Bank, Factory, Factory, Factory, Factory, Factory, Stadium, Stadium, School, School, School, University, University, Foreign Ministry, Stadium, Stadium, School, School, Clinic, Clinic, Hospital, ***Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Clinic, Clinic, Clinic, **Church, Church, Church, Church, Church, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp.

*Get a Stadium if the citizens are making less than $85 of gross income.
**Intel Agencies and Churches are pretty much the same, the order doesn't matter.
***You may buy Labor Camps before the Police HQ if you don't want to do improvement swapping.

if your nation receives a lot of aid, Factories are a better choice for the 2nd to 6th improvements than Banks and Stadiums.

I know many won't agree with me about getting Banks before Factories, but the deal is: Banks are better than Factories, while Factories give a -8% infra cost reduction, Banks give a +7% total income, considering that smaller nations have to buy other things besides infra, besides that, you have to pay bills, unless your bills correspond to less than 15% of your gross income, banks are the way to go.
Old 28 June 2007, 01:08 PM
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My bills are now 122,000
Old 28 June 2007, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Emmmmmm i, hungry all of a sudden


The 1 single piece of cabagge gets me lolol just so they can say its a bit healthy
Old 28 June 2007, 02:18 PM
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Not according to the power of the orange ODN monsieur SVS

Harbor, *Bank, Stadium, Stadium, Bank, Stadium, Bank, Stadium, Bank, Stadium, Bank, ***Factory, Factory, Factory, Factory, Factory, School, School, School, University, University, Foreign Ministry, School, School, Clinic, Clinic, Hospital, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Police Headquarters, Clinic, Clinic, Clinic, **Church, Church, Church, Church, Church, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agency, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp, Labor Camp****.

*Get a Stadium first if the citizens are making less than $85 of gross income.
**Intel Agencies and Churches are pretty much the same, the order doesn’t matter.
***If your nation receives a lot of aid you might consider getting factories first.
****Only buy border walls if your nation's environment is less then perfect. And only buy them until it is perfect.

Some people think that factories are better then banks and stadiums but newer nations have to buy other stuff besides infra and I think 7% income is better then -8% infra price reduction for newer nations. But you can make a case for buying factories first.
Old 28 June 2007, 03:21 PM
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Well there just orange and gay then
Old 28 June 2007, 03:52 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 04:39 PM
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afternoon people, it started peeing it down as soon as i got out of work
Old 28 June 2007, 04:42 PM
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Hey Ste - yeah same here its just started spitting - Im just about to leave - but need a poo first
Old 28 June 2007, 05:07 PM
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had a big one before i left, its allways best to use someone elses toilet roll and plus the smeel takes a while to go doesnt it.

talking of bad smells pete is usually on now
Old 28 June 2007, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Emmmmmm i, hungry all of a sudden


I'm not so keen on a bit of lettuce hanging out the side, prefer it all trim and tidy
Old 28 June 2007, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
had a big one before i left, its allways best to use someone elses toilet roll and plus the smeel takes a while to go doesnt it.

talking of bad smells pete is usually on now

Old 28 June 2007, 07:26 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 07:30 PM
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who is this
Old 28 June 2007, 08:32 PM
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Old 28 June 2007, 08:53 PM
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anyone fancy going to

Castleford - Xscape


tomorrow night
leaving from J13 M60 at about 8pm

51st state
problemchild75 + 8 - 10 of his mates


several of them have never set foot on snow, so will be telling the staff they are experts, as novices have to pay for lessons which are expensive and tedious
interested
there are some bars that adjoin the slope if thats your tipple
better than the usual friday boys and girls,
Old 28 June 2007, 09:05 PM
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Can't afford to break any bones or lose any limbs this week.
Old 29 June 2007, 12:59 AM
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Where the **** is everyone tonight then


















Old 29 June 2007, 01:16 AM
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Here - but im off to bed now
Old 29 June 2007, 01:24 AM
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Id go to bed to if my missus was in it
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Morning all

Thank the lord its Friday

Although I did spend most of yesterday on the golf course


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