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Old 29 June 2007, 08:20 AM
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Well im working sat and sun due to it being end of year audit
Old 29 June 2007, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
where in salford are you
i am in a lovely place called baghdad i mean kersal . go down top road on my way to work admire your car and reg every day. must have at least 5 miles on it
Old 29 June 2007, 10:11 AM
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Old 29 June 2007, 12:04 PM
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Im workin a long shift on Saturday too mate
Theres a junior 5 a side comp on, so there will be kids everywhere

Having another night out with the missus on Saturday night tho, so will be spending most of Sunday in bed
Old 29 June 2007, 01:22 PM
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And making her sick wth y our farts

Sounds like you're gonna have a great weekend
Old 29 June 2007, 02:21 PM
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Knowing him bet that would be right
Old 29 June 2007, 04:08 PM
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He has recently informed the hutch dwellers how he likes to stockpile on certain foods so when he sees her she gets the full blasts of the smelly things, to an extent where it makes her gag
Old 29 June 2007, 04:16 PM
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- think hes going to have to bring his GF to one of our meets - shes a brave woman I want to shake her hand
Old 29 June 2007, 04:51 PM
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She will probably be passed out or too gassed out to notice who she's shaking hands with though

Poor girl, and I t hought I had it bad every night sat next to boomarse, ha has **** seepage about every few mins

He always sits with it aimed at me too And occasionally he will do it in his hand and throw it in my face

It is however, funny when he farts in the hamster ball before putting the hamster in it Poor thing runs so fast to escape the stench
Old 29 June 2007, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
anyone fancy going to

Castleford - Xscape


tomorrow night
leaving from J13 M60 at about 8pm

51st state
problemchild75 + 8 - 10 of his mates


several of them have never set foot on snow, so will be telling the staff they are experts, as novices have to pay for lessons which are expensive and tedious
interested
there are some bars that adjoin the slope if thats your tipple
better than the usual friday boys and girls,
im gutted i couldnt get online last night to see this i would have come with you but i have made arrangements for tonight
Old 29 June 2007, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
She will probably be passed out or too gassed out to notice who she's shaking hands with though

Poor girl, and I t hought I had it bad every night sat next to boomarse, ha has **** seepage about every few mins

He always sits with it aimed at me too And occasionally he will do it in his hand and throw it in my face

It is however, funny when he farts in the hamster ball before putting the hamster in it Poor thing runs so fast to escape the stench


Old 29 June 2007, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by legacy-boy
i am in a lovely place called baghdad i mean kersal . go down top road on my way to work admire your car and reg every day. must have at least 5 miles on it


thank you

that is one clean legacy you have there too get yourself down to the next smacs meet, mine wont be there tho its got no mot, it is blowing from the up pipe and it needs new tyres but it should be back on the road in a couple of weeks

oh and it has odd wheels on it at the mo on the drivers side it has anthracite and on the other it has sanded down gold wheels
Old 29 June 2007, 08:53 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:54 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:54 PM
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Justin.... pop into car care... detail is up
Old 29 June 2007, 08:55 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 500
Justin.... pop into car care... detail is up

justin isnt online
Old 29 June 2007, 08:56 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:57 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:58 PM
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Old 29 June 2007, 08:59 PM
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evening people
Old 29 June 2007, 09:07 PM
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ooohhhh someone to talk to

evening dave
Old 29 June 2007, 09:08 PM
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im bored.........can you tell
Old 29 June 2007, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
justin isnt online
Nope, but he may have seen it if U weren't spamming
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Originally Posted by pete higham
ooohhhh someone to talk to

evening dave
evening pete hows it goin

im just watching south park
Old 29 June 2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 500
Nope, but he may have seen it if U weren't spamming


thats what i mean im spamming......get outta ma way
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
evening pete hows it goin

im just watching south park


im bored and the house is quiet
Old 29 June 2007, 09:46 PM
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if i had some wet n dry i would be in the cellar finishing sanding my wheels
Old 29 June 2007, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im bored and the house is quiet
sorry to hear that mate should put some music on pete
Old 29 June 2007, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
sorry to hear that mate should put some music on pete

funny that

i just have


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