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Be careful of taking up 2 spaces, especially in a pay and display carpark. I got a ticket a while back at the peel centre in stockport for doing just that
I contested the ticket, as the carpark was almost empty where I was, but the rules state you must park in a marked bay, no execeptions
I contested the ticket, as the carpark was almost empty where I was, but the rules state you must park in a marked bay, no execeptions
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I'm talking about free car parks, Chris. ie: supermarkets, but the number of times i've been to tesco or sainsbury in the past year you could could on the fingers of one hand.
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Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
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Spent an hour and 20mins cleaning my brother's girlfriend's car today.
Pretty good results considering the lack of effort needed!
Shame I can't say the same about my car. An hour's blast around the back lanes of the Cheshire Plains and look what happens!
Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Edited to show what the car looked like prior to the run out:
Pretty good results considering the lack of effort needed!
Shame I can't say the same about my car. An hour's blast around the back lanes of the Cheshire Plains and look what happens!
Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Edited to show what the car looked like prior to the run out:
Last edited by paulthejambo; 20 August 2006 at 08:42 PM.
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Should have stopped and picked it up, I know a superb cheif who could have cooked it for us
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by cw42
What did you do to the mini Paul?
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
yes come on - what did you use? you can always get black looking like a mirror, blues still better though
Mark's g/f wouldn't even notice if her car had swirls in the paint, just as long as it looks "pretty". So a pro might cough and splutter about the workmanship but she really isn't bothered. It looks good from a distance! And now, all her mates have seen the car and want their's doing too - Kerching!!
Originally Posted by 500
did you do a rally stage in your car paul
Originally Posted by Beefy
Paul youre a legend, I was having a bad day until I watched that! Certainly one of the funniest spoofs Ive seen in a long time, I think my sides have quite literally split.
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just seen this now - thats top drawer - a quality find - the G/F just shook her head
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
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Sorry guys, but another video to share with you.
Only in India:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...904740&q=India
Reminds me of that advert..... possibly for Zurich?
Only in India:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...904740&q=India
Reminds me of that advert..... possibly for Zurich?
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is there anybody out there!!!!!!
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is there anybody out there!!!!!!
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
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Originally Posted by pete higham
probably
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Originally Posted by moneys
true. did you see them on the news before the little ****s sitting there with there hoodie,s on waving guns round saying how they run things
in there little world maybe but not mine
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Originally Posted by pete higham
nah muppets dont run sh*t
in there little world maybe but not mine
in there little world maybe but not mine
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right adam e-mailed me before he was in his mum,s (bit out of order e-mailin someone whilst visiting your mum i feel) and he wanted to chat (probably wanted to admit that my wagonis better than jen,s p1) he,s got till 10.55 to get on line or i,m off to bed. so adam if you read this i,ll speak to you tomorrow mate
p.s take care of pete everyone he,s very emotional and fairly fragile at the moment
p.s take care of pete everyone he,s very emotional and fairly fragile at the moment