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Old 03 August 2006, 09:55 AM
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Be careful of taking up 2 spaces, especially in a pay and display carpark. I got a ticket a while back at the peel centre in stockport for doing just that
I contested the ticket, as the carpark was almost empty where I was, but the rules state you must park in a marked bay, no execeptions
Old 03 August 2006, 10:33 AM
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I'm talking about free car parks, Chris. ie: supermarkets, but the number of times i've been to tesco or sainsbury in the past year you could could on the fingers of one hand.
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Found this on another SN thread somewhere:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401

Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
Old 15 August 2006, 02:43 AM
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no ur not immature that is bloody funny
Old 20 August 2006, 08:36 PM
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Spent an hour and 20mins cleaning my brother's girlfriend's car today.

Pretty good results considering the lack of effort needed!










Shame I can't say the same about my car. An hour's blast around the back lanes of the Cheshire Plains and look what happens!






















Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.

Edited to show what the car looked like prior to the run out:


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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.

Should have stopped and picked it up, I know a superb cheif who could have cooked it for us
Old 20 August 2006, 10:57 PM
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Legally, you can't take animals you've killed on the road, you have to leave it for someone else
What did you do to the mini Paul?
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yes come on - what did you use? you can always get black looking like a mirror, blues still better though
Old 21 August 2006, 09:48 AM
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BLACK IS BEST

Nuff said...
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did you do a rally stage in your car paul
Old 21 August 2006, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401

Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
Paul youre a legend, I was having a bad day until I watched that! Certainly one of the funniest spoofs Ive seen in a long time, I think my sides have quite literally split.
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401

Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
Just seen this now - thats top drawer - a quality find - the G/F just shook her head
Old 21 August 2006, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by cw42
What did you do to the mini Paul?
I didn't know there was a mini Paul. Now that would just be freaky!! A miniature version of me?? LOL Sorry, had to be done

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yes come on - what did you use? you can always get black looking like a mirror, blues still better though
Don't shoot me for it but I used some Autoglym stuff I've had lying around for ages. I'm trying to use up all the odds and sods that I've collected over the years so I can start again with proper shampoo/polish/wax etc etc.

Mark's g/f wouldn't even notice if her car had swirls in the paint, just as long as it looks "pretty". So a pro might cough and splutter about the workmanship but she really isn't bothered. It looks good from a distance! And now, all her mates have seen the car and want their's doing too - Kerching!!

Originally Posted by 500
did you do a rally stage in your car paul
Looks like it, but unfortunately not. Just the back lanes around Peover, Chelford, Jodrell Bank and Siddington. Oh, and a high speed razz across a (very smooth) field at Peover Hall on Saturday evening where I was helping some mates set up for the Game Fair the next day. Really really had to resist the urge to pull some mahoosive donuts!! Too many angry country types watching!!



Originally Posted by Beefy
Paul youre a legend, I was having a bad day until I watched that! Certainly one of the funniest spoofs Ive seen in a long time, I think my sides have quite literally split.
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just seen this now - thats top drawer - a quality find - the G/F just shook her head
Glad you liked it Girls never find farting funny anyway!
Old 22 August 2006, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401

Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
thats n me little bro couldnt stop laughing at it
Old 11 September 2006, 11:40 PM
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Sorry guys, but another video to share with you.
Only in India:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...904740&q=India

Reminds me of that advert..... possibly for Zurich?
Old 12 September 2006, 11:33 AM
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Thats unbelieveable, in all that madness not one crash!!!
Old 12 September 2006, 01:24 PM
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Need to get them to teach a few people over here how to avoid other vehicles.
Old 22 September 2006, 10:23 PM
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is there anybody out there!!!!!!

i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
Old 22 September 2006, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is there anybody out there!!!!!!

i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
im here where are you???????????????????????????
Old 22 September 2006, 10:30 PM
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at home in SALFORD
Old 22 September 2006, 10:31 PM
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good ol greater manchester. are there any gangs of kids living next to you flashing there guns to the local news companys?
Old 22 September 2006, 10:32 PM
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probably
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Originally Posted by pete higham
probably
true. did you see them on the news before the little ****s sitting there with there hoodie,s on waving guns round saying how they run things
Old 22 September 2006, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
true. did you see them on the news before the little ****s sitting there with there hoodie,s on waving guns round saying how they run things
nah muppets dont run sh*t

in there little world maybe but not mine
Old 22 September 2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
nah muppets dont run sh*t

in there little world maybe but not mine
actually they were saying about how they were thinking of selling footy cards
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Old 22 September 2006, 10:48 PM
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right adam e-mailed me before he was in his mum,s (bit out of order e-mailin someone whilst visiting your mum i feel) and he wanted to chat (probably wanted to admit that my wagonis better than jen,s p1) he,s got till 10.55 to get on line or i,m off to bed. so adam if you read this i,ll speak to you tomorrow mate



p.s take care of pete everyone he,s very emotional and fairly fragile at the moment
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i was trying my best to keep pete amused and he,s only bloody dissapeared so sod you .
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adam is sat infront of me

and im not fragile
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i may have other things on the horizon


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