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21 April 2007, 09:57 PM
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I went one better Ste 
They were not impressed tho, as they were jealous of my beautiful legs and perky buttocks
They were not impressed tho, as they were jealous of my beautiful legs and perky buttocks
21 April 2007, 10:09 PM
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Same here, only been in about an hour, had a wicked chinese for dinner too
Emmmmmm, king prawns
Im jumpin in the bath for a wallo shortly, theres a good chance i might doze off
Emmmmmm, king prawns
Im jumpin in the bath for a wallo shortly, theres a good chance i might doze off
21 April 2007, 10:23 PM
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21 April 2007, 10:24 PM
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its your birthday and your stayin in??????????????????????? right get over to boysfood and at least have a birthday thingy madgigy
21 April 2007, 10:26 PM
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ive just been tiling my bathroom floor and currenlty dont have a toilet to wee in so im going to have to wee in the shower like i usually do when the wife aint in
21 April 2007, 10:40 PM
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21 April 2007, 10:42 PM
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for crying out load monkey man will you get out of your pit and go for a blast at least. your making me miserable here mate. tell you what go round to howie's he is having a bbq and has invited everyone im on my way there now
im on my way there now
21 April 2007, 10:49 PM
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21 April 2007, 10:51 PM
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Im actually really looking forward to goin to bed, had a couple of bottles of germany finist, and am droppin
Cant even be arsed to have a bath now
Didnt know Big H was having a bbq
21 April 2007, 10:54 PM
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She's at home, drinking wine with her best mate, who has just split from her fella
TBH im lookin forward to havin the bed to myself so i can roll about and generally be a slob, will be seeing her tomorrow tho, when she will definatly be sharing my bed for some birthday humping
TBH im lookin forward to havin the bed to myself so i can roll about and generally be a slob, will be seeing her tomorrow tho, when she will definatly be sharing my bed for some birthday humping
21 April 2007, 10:58 PM
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She's at home, drinking wine with her best mate, who has just split from her fella
TBH im lookin forward to havin the bed to myself so i can roll about and generally be a slob, will be seeing her tomorrow tho, when she will definatly be sharing my bed for some birthday humping
TBH im lookin forward to havin the bed to myself so i can roll about and generally be a slob, will be seeing her tomorrow tho, when she will definatly be sharing my bed for some birthday humping
WAHAY get round there now ric it'll be just getting to the interesting bit
cant you tell my wife has just had a baby, no action in this house so my mind is working overtime
21 April 2007, 10:59 PM
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yes everyone has gone round thats why no-one is posting tonight, i think dosh fella is going along later and may play a few songs with his band
21 April 2007, 11:06 PM
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Oh right, well i was never invited 
wait till i see howard, will have to karate chop him, and give him a donkey rub 
Sounds like they will be having a good one, laughing, drinking, eating, holding hands singing ***-by-yar round the fire
Wouldnt it be great if my missus was like that, id be round there with my camera, sporting my leather posing pouch rapid styleeeee
Im sure the action will pick up soon mate, if not i know of a nice young tidy girl, thats single and up for it 
wait till i see howard, will have to karate chop him, and give him a donkey rub Sounds like they will be having a good one, laughing, drinking, eating, holding hands singing ***-by-yar round the fire
Wouldnt it be great if my missus was like that, id be round there with my camera, sporting my leather posing pouch rapid styleeeee
Im sure the action will pick up soon mate, if not i know of a nice young tidy girl, thats single and up for it
21 April 2007, 11:12 PM
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Oh right, well i was never invited wait till i see howard, will have to karate chop him, and give him a donkey rub
Sounds like they will be having a good one, laughing, drinking, eating, holding hands singing ***-by-yar round the fire
Wouldnt it be great if my missus was like that, id be round there with my camera, sporting my leather posing pouch rapid styleeeee
Im sure the action will pick up soon mate, if not i know of a nice young tidy girl, thats single and up for it
wait till i see howard, will have to karate chop him, and give him a donkey rub Sounds like they will be having a good one, laughing, drinking, eating, holding hands singing ***-by-yar round the fire
Wouldnt it be great if my missus was like that, id be round there with my camera, sporting my leather posing pouch rapid styleeeee
Im sure the action will pick up soon mate, if not i know of a nice young tidy girl, thats single and up for it
21 April 2007, 11:15 PM
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22 April 2007, 12:41 AM
WTF - your having a BBQ and youve not invited me 
how dare you
Ive got some pork and apple sasuage aswell
Just drank me last loweys
- only to be refilled tomoz
how dare you Ive got some pork and apple sasuage aswell
Just drank me last loweys
- only to be refilled tomoz
22 April 2007, 12:51 AM
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salford van salvage
i would not have anything like a bbq without you or monkey being invited, please don't be annoyed,
my lowies are plenty full