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Old 18 April 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
From thiefing scum bags for a few weeks................
sorry to hear that know how you feel full of them round mine
Old 18 April 2007, 09:24 PM
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From thiefing scum bags for a few weeks................
Yep cunning funts
Old 18 April 2007, 09:34 PM
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You need to get yourself one of these, to shoot the b*stards with, just say you were doing a bit of DIY and the time.

I have two just in case I miss with the first one and a hilti gun as backup that shoots through steel, just in case they come with armour plating.
It blow your fooking head off.



Old 18 April 2007, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
You need to get yourself one of these, to shoot the b*stards with, just say you were doing a bit of DIY and the time.

I have two just in case I miss with the first one and a hilti gun as backup that shoots through steel, just in case they come with armour plating.
It blow your fooking head off.



just a baseball bat and a bit of guts will do fine
Old 18 April 2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Ok pete are you out there pete are you out there


im here
Old 18 April 2007, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
just a baseball bat and a bit of guts will do fine


no dave a hilti gun is scarier than a normal pistol never mind a bat i hate using them they are scary
Old 18 April 2007, 09:44 PM
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Nar give them all three barrels you thieve the goods you take the chance baby dont go all soft on me now
Old 18 April 2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no dave a hilti gun is scarier than a normal pistol never mind a bat i hate using them they are scary
yeah i know only messing mate im scared just using a jig saw
Old 18 April 2007, 09:46 PM
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dont get me wrong...i would still smash them to bits but i wouldnt use a hilti gun




































it would finish it to quickly
Old 18 April 2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Nar give them all three barrels you thieve the goods you take the chance baby dont go all soft on me now
ok then just tell them to "bite the kirb"
Old 18 April 2007, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
yeah i know only messing mate im scared just using a jig saw
use a bat then it is safer for you, never mind the theives
Old 18 April 2007, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
ok then just tell them to "bite the kirb"



aaarrrrggghhhh that makes me cringe
Old 18 April 2007, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no dave a hilti gun is scarier than a normal pistol never mind a bat i hate using them they are scary
Pete you ***** take the hilti by the neck and give it them Pete this is what labourers are for is ant it
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Originally Posted by pete higham
use a bat then it is safer for you, never mind the theives
Old 18 April 2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Pete you ***** take the hilti by the neck and give it them Pete this is what labourers are for is ant it

i wouldnt know im not a site joiner anymore
Old 18 April 2007, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
use a bat then it is safer for you, never mind the theives
What is a 101 puzzel going to do
Old 18 April 2007, 09:55 PM
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has aileen let you near the beer tonight dave?
Old 18 April 2007, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
What is a 101 puzzel going to do


Old 18 April 2007, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i wouldnt know im not a site joiner anymore
Nether am i i just like shooting at the gimps
Old 18 April 2007, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
What is a 101 puzzel going to do
what the hell is a 101 puzzle?
Old 18 April 2007, 09:58 PM
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a jigsaw
Old 18 April 2007, 10:00 PM
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i think he has been drinking
Old 18 April 2007, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Nether am i i just like shooting at the gimps

awesome
Old 18 April 2007, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
a jigsaw
one of them too
Old 18 April 2007, 10:01 PM
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Fooken leethel them jig saw blades
Old 18 April 2007, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i think he has been drinking
deffo
Old 18 April 2007, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Fooken leethel them jig saw blades

dave you really have become a muppet
Old 18 April 2007, 10:04 PM
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Went into casulty once with a cut finger and the nurse said how did you do this, I said on a jigsaw and she said how the **** did you do this on a puzzle.

Old 18 April 2007, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Fooken leethel them jig saw blades
yeah almost chopped my leg of once with one, coz im an amature who should stick to cutting carpet's.
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Fooken leethel them jig saw blades
yeah almost chopped my leg of once with one, coz im an amature who should stick to cutting carpet's


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