I went one better Ste



They were not impressed tho, as they were jealous of my beautiful legs and perky buttocks

 

No way didnt exactly want this pic at the top of the page

 

Right come on get posting, need to bury that pic quickly

 

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Alreet Jay
Having a nice weekend so far fella

 

been workin me owd mucka

 

Same here, only been in about an hour, had a wicked chinese for dinner too
Emmmmmm, king prawns

Im jumpin in the bath for a wallo shortly, theres a good chance i might doze off

 

zip dave me thinks

 

its your birthday and your stayin in??????????????????????? right get over to boysfood and at least have a birthday thingy madgigy

 

ive just been tiling my bathroom floor and currenlty dont have a toilet to wee in so im going to have to wee in the shower like i usually do when the wife aint in

 

Got rather p1ssed last night, im goosed after a day at work too, and am out tommoorw afternoon for a meal and few drinkies with family and friends, so its an early one for me tonight, watching Match of the day in bed

 

 

are you still with your bit of skirt ric?

 

Indeed i am mate, nearly been 4 years
Long time for me that, must be doin something right

 

so were the feckin hell is she on your birthday mate?????????????????

 

Im actually really looking forward to goin to bed, had a couple of bottles of germany finist, and am droppin
Cant even be arsed to have a bath now
Didnt know Big H was having a bbq

 

She's at home, drinking wine with her best mate, who has just split from her fella
TBH im lookin forward to havin the bed to myself so i can roll about and generally be a slob, will be seeing her tomorrow tho, when she will definatly be sharing my bed for some birthday humping

 

best mate+just split up=lesbianism

WAHAY get round there now ric it'll be just getting to the interesting bit

cant you tell my wife has just had a baby, no action in this house so my mind is working overtime

 

yes everyone has gone round thats why no-one is posting tonight, i think dosh fella is going along later and may play a few songs with his band

 

Oh right, well i was never invited wait till i see howard, will have to karate chop him, and give him a donkey rub
Sounds like they will be having a good one, laughing, drinking, eating, holding hands singing ***-by-yar round the fire


Wouldnt it be great if my missus was like that, id be round there with my camera, sporting my leather posing pouch rapid styleeeee

Im sure the action will pick up soon mate, if not i know of a nice young tidy girl, thats single and up for it

 

Right mate, im off for a bath, take it easy fella, im just to pooped to go on

 

apparantly howard is having log cutting competitions. you got one of them pouches as well then. they dont half chaf sometimes unless you put loads of talc on. i take it this girl aint from manchester?

 

night night birthday boy and enjoy yourself tomorrow with your imaginery girlfriend

 

stephen , rik

its chilled out round here

fire is roaring

the knotted log is still in one piece after 1 hour of intense burning, at least throwing out some good heat

 

this is not howard but somebody else

 

well this me back again, !!!!!!!!!!!

well who was the imposter ?????????????????????????
come on smacs , wakey wakey,

 

WTF - your having a BBQ and youve not invited me how dare you

Ive got some pork and apple sasuage aswell

Just drank me last loweys - only to be refilled tomoz

 

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i would not have anything like a bbq without you or monkey being invited, please don't be annoyed,

my lowies are plenty full

 

mr 51st state is comatosed after tooooooooo many lowies
toast with lashings of butter on an outside open fire ......... what more can a girl ask for ........??????/