sorry to hear that know how you feel full of them round mine

 

Yep cunning funts

 

You need to get yourself one of these, to shoot the b*stards with, just say you were doing a bit of DIY and the time.

I have two just in case I miss with the first one and a hilti gun as backup that shoots through steel, just in case they come with armour plating.
It blow your fooking head off.

 

just a baseball bat and a bit of guts will do fine

 

im here

 

no dave a hilti gun is scarier than a normal pistol never mind a bat i hate using them they are scary

 

Nar give them all three barrels you thieve the goods you take the chance baby dont go all soft on me now

 

yeah i know only messing mate im scared just using a jig saw

 

dont get me wrong...i would still smash them to bits but i wouldnt use a hilti gun




































it would finish it to quickly

 

ok then just tell them to "bite the kirb"

 

use a bat then it is safer for you, never mind the theives

 

aaarrrrggghhhh that makes me cringe

 

Pete you ***** take the hilti by the neck and give it them Pete this is what labourers are for is ant it

 

 

i wouldnt know im not a site joiner anymore

 

What is a 101 puzzel going to do

 

has aileen let you near the beer tonight dave?

 

 

Nether am i i just like shooting at the gimps

 

what the hell is a 101 puzzle?

 

a jigsaw

 

i think he has been drinking

 

awesome

 

one of them too

 

Fooken leethel them jig saw blades

 

deffo

 

dave you really have become a muppet

 

Went into casulty once with a cut finger and the nurse said how did you do this, I said on a jigsaw and she said how the **** did you do this on a puzzle.

 

yeah almost chopped my leg of once with one, coz im an amature who should stick to cutting carpet's.

 

yeah almost chopped my leg of once with one, coz im an amature who should stick to cutting carpet's