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Apr 18, 2007 | 10:05 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

with a jigsaw

you need a good meal or 2 if your legs are that skinny

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:07 PM

#10592

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007

yeah almost chopped my leg of once with one, coz im an amature who should stick to cutting carpet's

i love double posts

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:07 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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with a jigsaw

you need a good meal or 2 if your legs are that skinny

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:07 PM

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Went into casulty once with a cut finger and the nurse said how did you do this, I said on a jigsaw and she said how the **** did you do this on a puzzle.

And then I said will I be able to play the piano after you have sown my fingers back on, and she said YES, so I said fooking great that I could not play it before. Result a Beethoven in the making.

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:08 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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i love double posts

almost catching dave's number of posts and only been on for a month

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:09 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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And then I said will I be able to play the piano after you have sown my fingers back on, and she said YES, so I said fooking great that I could not play it before. Result a Beethoven in the making.

quoting yourself is wrong

but i will let you off cos that was a good finish to the joke

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:10 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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almost catching dave's number of posts and only been on for a month

but dave has only started posting in the last few weeks

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:11 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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but dave has only started posting in the last few weeks

only messing anyway

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:11 PM

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he does come on and talks to himself sometimes

then again i do that

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:12 PM

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Easy tiger i will come rownd and cut your legs off and make you dew a puzzel with me

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:14 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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only messing anyway

no........the race is on

you will win tho cos aileen beats him and makes him do all the housework so he doesnt have much time on the computer

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:15 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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Easy tiger i will come rownd and cut your legs off and make you dew a puzzel with me

what a way to die

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:16 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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no........the race is on

you will win tho cos aileen beats him and makes him do all the housework so he doesnt have much time on the computer

sorry to hear that dave

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:17 PM

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Yes i am pissed agian now i go to bed now fun over good night dudes fancy saying that what a ******

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:18 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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Easy tiger i will come rownd and cut your legs off and make you dew a puzzel with me

gotta get past all the drug deerlers and smack heads round my corner first

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:19 PM

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Yes i am pissed agian now i go to bed now fun over good night dudes fancy saying that what a ******

night dave

it has been fun

p1sshead

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:19 PM

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Apr 18, 2007 | 10:20 PM

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night dave

so pete think you can still win the league after chelsea winning tonight?

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:21 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

im gonna go and have a shower then get to bed

night dave

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:22 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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im gonna go and have a shower then get to bed

night dave

night pete

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:22 PM

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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread

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night dave

so pete think you can still win the league after chelsea winning tonight?

i should think so

as long as we win our games they cant beat us

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:25 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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i should think so

as long as we win our games they cant beat us

good atitude mate

just hope we can keep 3rd ahead of the gooners and maybe a lfc united champ league final

night pete

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:27 PM

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if we get to the final i will be there

night mate

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:29 PM

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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs

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if we get to the final i will be there

night mate

night again

Apr 18, 2007 | 10:50 PM

#10615

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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD

- youve all gone - im back from footy with a possable broken ankle or ligiment damage - I cant fookin walk

Apr 19, 2007 | 12:51 AM

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Unlucky Justin mate

Your not having the best run of it playing footy are you, busted nose, busted ankle, you should take up tiddlywinks or drafts

Apr 19, 2007 | 06:30 AM

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morning campers

Apr 19, 2007 | 06:35 AM

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Apr 19, 2007 | 06:39 AM

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Apr 19, 2007 | 06:42 AM

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