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it now takes me a whole day to recover from a night out, i was supposed to be out today at 3 but i could as i was ill as buggery in bed from last nights p1ss up, then again i sat down an worked out that i had about 16 pints whilst out



gutted i wasnt well to go out today though, saved myself a good hundred quid though which is no bad thing i suppose and i also need to be up early tomorrow so i can paint my lads room and have him back in it tomorrow night




gutted i wasnt well to go out today though, saved myself a good hundred quid though which is no bad thing i suppose and i also need to be up early tomorrow so i can paint my lads room and have him back in it tomorrow night
had the police call round the other day, some neighbour had complained about my noisy car 
wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual
I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever

wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual

I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever
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had the police call round the other day, some neighbour had complained about my noisy car 
wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual
I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever

wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual

I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever
what did the coppers say?
some people are sad I leave mine running for 10 mins before I go out so my heater is warm while I de ice the cars
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i havent got a clue what im doing at the moment but the mr2 is sat on the drive looking pathetic, im pretty pissed off at the moment with cars but when things thaw out i will make up my mind, i was thinking of getting a mx5 we will see, i know for definate i will be running the corsa for a year or so, i wont lose any money on it so im in no rush with that.
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i had a bit of a **** xmas and ny but **** happens and you get over it 
i havent got a clue what im doing at the moment but the mr2 is sat on the drive looking pathetic, im pretty pissed off at the moment with cars but when things thaw out i will make up my mind, i was thinking of getting a mx5 we will see, i know for definate i will be running the corsa for a year or so, i wont lose any money on it so im in no rush with that.
before you know it you will be growling at her 1st boyfriend


i havent got a clue what im doing at the moment but the mr2 is sat on the drive looking pathetic, im pretty pissed off at the moment with cars but when things thaw out i will make up my mind, i was thinking of getting a mx5 we will see, i know for definate i will be running the corsa for a year or so, i wont lose any money on it so im in no rush with that.
before you know it you will be growling at her 1st boyfriend
Bummer chin up m8
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i bought another engine got it fitted and its fcuked! it blew 4 litres of oil out of the exhaust in 100 miles

because it took so long to fit it was to late to put in a dispute with ebay, so £465 for the engine £60 on parts for it and £60 for oil, plugs, air filter, oil filter and the like, so i had to buy the corsa £400 and tax it £70
needless to say im a bit skint now



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I see **** all happend with the CN war mind you I was told to go into peace mode
something weird happend as I didnt lose anything while in PM for the 5 days normally collections go down dont they after 3 days very weird
something weird happend as I didnt lose anything while in PM for the 5 days normally collections go down dont they after 3 days very weird
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plus im to confrontational for that, i would either threaten him down the phone or hit him if i was in person 
i wish i could hold it back

i wish i could hold it back
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i went into peace mode and got screwed over like you did last time
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Quality - I still remember that cat and fiddle crash your face was steaming until you saw the bloke dradding his knackered leggs across the floor
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