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Old Dec 29, 2009 | 12:51 AM
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Old Dec 31, 2009 | 01:05 AM
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it now takes me a whole day to recover from a night out, i was supposed to be out today at 3 but i could as i was ill as buggery in bed from last nights p1ss up, then again i sat down an worked out that i had about 16 pints whilst out gutted i wasnt well to go out today though, saved myself a good hundred quid though which is no bad thing i suppose and i also need to be up early tomorrow so i can paint my lads room and have him back in it tomorrow night
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Old Jan 1, 2010 | 12:49 AM
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Happy new year everyone
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Old Jan 1, 2010 | 11:32 PM
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 11:56 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 07:37 PM
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had the police call round the other day, some neighbour had complained about my noisy car

wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual

I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever

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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:07 PM
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use a biro!

right above the drivers seat
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
had the police call round the other day, some neighbour had complained about my noisy car

wouldnt mind but the day they complained I set off for work an hour later than usual

I know who it is, they drive a bmw convertabile. Its only taken them 6 months to complain, wouldnt mind but I trundle down the road in 2nd gear using no accelerator whatsoever

what did the coppers say?

some people are sad I leave mine running for 10 mins before I go out so my heater is warm while I de ice the cars
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:19 PM
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Happy new year everyone
I sent you a text new years eve and christmas day I got rock all back
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:21 PM
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what tyre preasure are people running with this snow im still at 33
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:26 PM
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I sent you a text new years eve and christmas day I got rock all back

sorry mate

hope you had a good xmas and ny as a family for the first time
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:27 PM
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what tyre preasure are people running with this snow im still at 33
whatever is in my tyres when i get in it

i dont have any problems driving my little mountain goat (corsa)
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
what did the coppers say?

some people are sad I leave mine running for 10 mins before I go out so my heater is warm while I de ice the cars
and yours isnt exactly quiet
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:30 PM
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sorry mate

hope you had a good xmas and ny as a family for the first time

Yeah did do m8 we need more room in the house with all Emilys toys cant beleve shes 4 months old time is flying

Hows things with you you? - getting a decent new motor yet?
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
whatever is in my tyres when i get in it

i dont have any problems driving my little mountain goat (corsa)

lol mind you thin tyres are a bonus in the snow
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:41 PM
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Yeah did do m8 we need more room in the house with all Emilys toys cant beleve shes 4 months old time is flying

Hows things with you you? - getting a decent new motor yet?
i had a bit of a **** xmas and ny but **** happens and you get over it

i havent got a clue what im doing at the moment but the mr2 is sat on the drive looking pathetic, im pretty pissed off at the moment with cars but when things thaw out i will make up my mind, i was thinking of getting a mx5 we will see, i know for definate i will be running the corsa for a year or so, i wont lose any money on it so im in no rush with that.

before you know it you will be growling at her 1st boyfriend
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
lol mind you thin tyres are a bonus in the snow
oh yeah
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:48 PM
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i had a bit of a **** xmas and ny but **** happens and you get over it

i havent got a clue what im doing at the moment but the mr2 is sat on the drive looking pathetic, im pretty pissed off at the moment with cars but when things thaw out i will make up my mind, i was thinking of getting a mx5 we will see, i know for definate i will be running the corsa for a year or so, i wont lose any money on it so im in no rush with that.

before you know it you will be growling at her 1st boyfriend

Bummer chin up m8 is it still the bottom end thats knackered or has something else gone wrong

Shes banned until shes 45
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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Bummer chin up m8 is it still the bottom end thats knackered or has something else gone wrong

Shes banned until shes 45

i bought another engine got it fitted and its fcuked! it blew 4 litres of oil out of the exhaust in 100 miles

because it took so long to fit it was to late to put in a dispute with ebay, so £465 for the engine £60 on parts for it and £60 for oil, plugs, air filter, oil filter and the like, so i had to buy the corsa £400 and tax it £70

needless to say im a bit skint now


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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 08:58 PM
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Did you contact the guy - I would half expect you to pay him a visit
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:00 PM
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Did you contact the guy - I would half expect you to pay him a visit
it is in rotherham plus it is a yard full of ethnic minoritys, adam was meant to ring them as i have no mechanical knowledge.
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:03 PM
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I see **** all happend with the CN war mind you I was told to go into peace mode

something weird happend as I didnt lose anything while in PM for the 5 days normally collections go down dont they after 3 days very weird
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:03 PM
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plus im to confrontational for that, i would either threaten him down the phone or hit him if i was in person

i wish i could hold it back
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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it is in rotherham plus it is a yard full of ethnic minoritys, adam was meant to ring them as i have no mechanical knowledge.
Ahh right you should of just got the chicken madras and left the engine be
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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I see **** all happend with the CN war mind you I was told to go into peace mode

something weird happend as I didnt lose anything while in PM for the 5 days normally collections go down dont they after 3 days very weird

i went into peace mode and got screwed over like you did last time
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:06 PM
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Ahh right you should of just got the chicken madras and left the engine be

i dont even like curry
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:06 PM
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plus im to confrontational for that, i would either threaten him down the phone or hit him if i was in person

i wish i could hold it back
Quality - I still remember that cat and fiddle crash your face was steaming until you saw the bloke dradding his knackered leggs across the floor
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:09 PM
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Quality - I still remember that cat and fiddle crash your face was steaming until you saw the bloke dradding his knackered leggs across the floor
it was that point when i realised the karma gods had made it even for me
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Very true - Have you bought a PS3 yet or you waiting for GT
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Old Jan 10, 2010 | 09:11 PM
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maybe the ethnics have choked on a lumpy vindaloo
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