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Im still nursing a bad left jaw at the minute 
Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebab shop
I tried my best to stop it kicking off, but got a haymaker of a smack and went down like a sack of spuds
Didnt even see the bloody punch coming from behind me (feckin **** bag!)
Even the guy that threw the punch fell over after hitting me
Feckin face still hurts now

Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebab shop

I tried my best to stop it kicking off, but got a haymaker of a smack and went down like a sack of spuds
Didnt even see the bloody punch coming from behind me (feckin **** bag!)
Even the guy that threw the punch fell over after hitting me

Feckin face still hurts now
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Im still nursing a bad left jaw at the minute 
Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebabe shop
I tried my to stop it kicking off, i took 6 of them out with my karate and kick boxing but got a haymaker of a smack off a fella who was 6foot 9 and built like a brick **** house, i went down but jumped straight back up with one of those flips you see in the movies and knocked him out with a deft blow to his chin an he went down like a sack of spuds
He didnt even see the bloody punch coming as i am so quick (ive watched all the matrix films)
It took 10 men to take me down but they all backed off when they realised who i was
Bet his feckin face still hurts now

Went on the lash last week with some old work mates in Fallowfield, and after a skinfull a mate got into a scuffle outside a kebabe shop

I tried my to stop it kicking off, i took 6 of them out with my karate and kick boxing but got a haymaker of a smack off a fella who was 6foot 9 and built like a brick **** house, i went down but jumped straight back up with one of those flips you see in the movies and knocked him out with a deft blow to his chin an he went down like a sack of spuds
He didnt even see the bloody punch coming as i am so quick (ive watched all the matrix films)
It took 10 men to take me down but they all backed off when they realised who i was

Bet his feckin face still hurts now

your on the net mate, necer admit the truth just lie like everyother martial arts expert on here
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Check these pics of me and the missus on halloween at a mates house 
Was out trick or treating at 11pm proper lashed

came back with a tons of sweets and chocky too
Quality nite 



Was out trick or treating at 11pm proper lashed


came back with a tons of sweets and chocky too
Quality nite 


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Well, i did kick him in the shin as i scrambelled away back into the kebab shop on all four's

This was when they kicked and smashed the doors and windows in (no in not lying!) whilst me and my mate were trying our best to keep the kebab doors shut by force! The kebab shop was packed and everyone **** it b1g time (me included, these guys were proper charged(coked up!)
Think im gonna stick to my local pubs over Christmas
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got myself some new gauges today, oil pressure and oil temp. Got a carbon fibre skinning kit from www.carbonmods.com so going to make a pod for the gauges.
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
yeah m8 all done ages ago - seem to have done a good job as its not sunk yet lol also done my railings so it looks well I just need some drive gates now
you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol
you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol
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yeah m8 all done ages ago - seem to have done a good job as its not sunk yet lol also done my railings so it looks well I just need some drive gates now
you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol
you should of seen the crap that came out of the drive as they dug down a fair way there was carpets and all sorts lol
what did you go for in the end? block paving? or concrete stamping?
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