good morning people of smacland, my new laptop is up an running beautiful machine as well, it has a webcam so i may take up part time work doing them web chat lines for lovely yummy mummys

 

got some company here at the moment doing our cavity wall, bloody hell there noisy, cant complain though cos knowsley council are paying for it

 

im moving away from wanting a 911 now, looking at range rover sports instead, the price of them now is shocking good time to buy though

 

just having a brew an some biscuits, two of the best types as well, custard creams and the holy grail of biscuits that is the chocolate hob ***

 

S P A M

 

its great having bluetooth on your computer

 

: C H O C O L A T E H O B N O B :

 

thats so 90's

 

fast as **** as well

 

morning ste

Hows life treating you at present ?

 

my laptop is fast, just a shame the battery life is s h i t e on it

Mrs drags it around connected to the power supply so I have had to re solder the power connector on the laptop motherboard 3 times now, last time was last night

 

got to give the fella his due, he tried to sell me a cheaper one but im loaded so i always buy the best, got to help the economy out havent i

 

the baby keeps trying to bite my nose as well the little ******

 

Stephen Money for Bank of England

 

my life couldnt be better, hoping to be going on a 4 day week in work then i can make even more money i only lose an hours pay from work if i do as well show me the money, getting myself a electric garage door this month as well, ultimate boys toy if you ask me

 

going to take about 2 weeks for my cheque to arrive

 

excellent

and with the electric garage door, would you also be receiving a gadget that will open it as you drive upto it (which also has the allgeded advantage of jamming certain things )

 

go an buy a new one you tight git

 

what is he in work with you now?

 

bloody right

 

nothing wrong with the one we have, its only about 18 months old, got a good deal on it of about £300 cheaper than it should have been

Besides we have just bought an lcd for the bedroom

 

i like cougars

 

i get two remotes i think

 

give over, it gives the mrs something to do during the day

when I hold him up, he comes in for a cuddle, then he opens his mouth and goes for my nose. Its not that big.
I blame it on him watching Jaws a few weeks back

 

ive just put a 32inch up in our bedroom

 

im sure you can get something that attaches to your bumper and as soon as you get within range it opens your garage door for you (also jams police rader so I believe )

 

whats not that big? your nose or his mouth. he may think your nose is a nipple (i could add so much more to this but i wont)

 

you can but i dont want one, say you want to leave the car out? the garage door will keep opening

 

i think i need a poo, i had 4 poo's in one day on sunday i was fooked for reading material in the end as i had read everything

 

I looked at one the other day, sounded lovely, and the secondary's worked as well. dont know what they would be like to work on though as the engine bay is a bit cramped

Got my eye on a black 2.5 v6 with 77thou on the clock, its got a st200 head conversion

thats what we got, an LG one picture quality is brilliant. I wanted a 42" so that we could move the 42" plasma from downstairs up into the bedroom, and have a newer screen in the lounge but she was having none of it