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Old Jun 10, 2009 | 11:35 PM
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Old Jun 10, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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I'd love to have a ball watch, i could check my rhythm every few dozen ball slaps

Thats if it could keep up with the speed-master like
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Old Jun 10, 2009 | 11:39 PM
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Eh up monkey man - hows tricks

I see your inactive again come on boy sort yourself out

im pooped
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Old Jun 10, 2009 | 11:49 PM
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my wallmart watch needs a battery
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:47 AM
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Anyone good at maths?

I need to work out what 11 foot x 32 foot is in square metres

I get it to about 33 square mtrs is that right?


32.66 metres squared my good friend
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no ste!

it doesnt have a battery! it is a wind up watch, the automatic movement is a weight in the watch case that winds it up and stores the energy in coils! that is why it wont last more than 48 hours or so if you dont wear it!

before i put my watch on after a couple of days (when it has no energy left) i undo the crown and pull it out one click and wind it manually.

im fully aware of the pitfalls of a automatic watch, thats why i have bought one

this is the movement in the back of my watch



the half weight is what you can feel moving in your watch as it automatically winds the coils
so yours is a wind up???? i have a glass back on mine so you can see all the workings
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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good evening everyone
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
32.66 metres squared my good friend
Yeah I got that but rounded it up - least im asking for the right qty now
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
good evening everyone
its morning
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
its morning

no its not for me, im on nightshift this week
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:08 AM
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why the **** am i watching BB, its full of the oddest people in the world
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 10:22 AM
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ronaldo has gone, its on sky sports, man utd have confirmed it. 80 fooking million squid i expect my phone to ring as an obvious replacementi will obviously tell him to go **** himself the purple nosed whisky drinkin git
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 03:07 PM
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i av not been on here for almost a year
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 03:18 PM
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Why the **** not


80 mill money - gutted in a way but would rather have somone whos heart is in the club

ive got 6 packs of biscuits saved up here from all my stationary orders the past month - I get a free pack every order ive got 2 boxes of jaffa cakes - 2 packs of foxes malted milk creams - 1 pack of rich tea creams - and 1 pack of jammie dodgers
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
i av not been on here for almost a year
good now **** off











see you next year
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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just got back from doncaster, took 1 hr and 10 mins
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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going my mpg was 34.2
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:39 PM
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coming back it has dropped to 31.4
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
so yours is a wind up???? i have a glass back on mine so you can see all the workings

so is yours!! it does it automatically
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
ronaldo has gone, its on sky sports, man utd have confirmed it. 80 fooking million squid
thank ****

bye bye greasy pr1ck
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
so is yours!! it does it automatically

i dont wind mine up at all though, its all confusing me an my head is hurting now
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i dont wind mine up at all though, its all confusing me an my head is hurting now
because you said you shake yours before you put it on your wrist, so you are winding it up by doing that
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
because you said you shake yours before you put it on your wrist, so you are winding it up by doing that

thats what i tell the wife as well
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 07:24 AM
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good evening people of smacland, what a gorgeous day it is this evening
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 08:41 AM
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it was a good evening this morning whilst the moon shone through the moonlight
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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flippin friday
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 04:49 PM
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what point today should i go to bed then, been up now since 6 pm yesterday
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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go now, go go go
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
go now, go go go

still here going to bed soon though, tiredness is the worst thing for you i think, lot worse than being drunk at the wheel if you ask me, in fact i feel pissed
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 10:52 PM
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take the tech justin
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