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Nov 28, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Nov 28, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Nov 28, 2008 | 08:13 AM
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From: WR1 147
Some interesting posts from the monkey of speed there
Good Friday morning
Nov 28, 2008 | 10:05 AM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
crazy monkey man
Fookin cold this morning need to fit a new washer bottle pump on her car its broke its funny I stripped off the arch liner and filled up the bottle pressed the spray button and it fires out the side of the pump
Nov 28, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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From: Manchester ish
belated friday morning hello
Nov 28, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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Quote:
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scoobyverysoon
crazy monkey man
Fookin cold this morning need to fit a new washer bottle pump on her car its broke its funny I stripped off the arch liner and filled up the bottle pressed the spray button and it fires out the side of the pump
I remember syphoning fuel out of an old car with some washer pipe and a pump hooked up directly to a 12v battery. It was funny watching the smoke coming off the pump as it was sucking out fuel from the tank. Probably not the most sensible thing I have ever done
Nov 28, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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From: Manchester ish
gonna buy my first wonder next week on cn
Nov 28, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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From: Manchester ish
whats best social security?
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Under 4 hours til I'm jobless.
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Hope the Classic passes its MOT.
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Gonna need a good clean too. (Not to pass the MOT of course)
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
If that were the case, Justin's is MOT'd til 2015.
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
The alloys look like solid discs because of all the cobwebs between the spokes.
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Hope we get some decent weather next week.
Nov 28, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Right. Moff for a bit.
Nov 28, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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From: Manchester ish
enjoy your afternoon ptj
hope you get something sorted soon
Nov 29, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
thats the first assignment of the year done and dusted for me. got my result for my first two years and i recieved a double distinction
oh yes you fooking beauty. never knew i had it in me
Nov 29, 2008 | 09:01 AM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Nov 29, 2008 | 09:37 AM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Nov 29, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Nov 29, 2008 | 09:59 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
My first day of unemployment.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:00 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Good news is that every day is a Saturday from now on.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Think I'll go and sign on on Monday.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:03 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Might as well. Every other bu66er is claiming benefits.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:04 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Saw two lads getting in to an M3 the other day. Blue Disabled badge on the dash.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:05 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Let's just say that their family tree did not have it's roots on this fair Isle.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Fecking foggy up here.
Has been all night too. Couldn't see to the end of the garden earlier.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:09 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Best go and get some breakfast. Need to go out and hit the Vectra's wiper motor with something heavy to see if that helps it work again. It's under warranty if it doesn't.
Nov 29, 2008 | 10:10 AM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
ONLY JOKING!
Back in a bit.
Nov 29, 2008 | 06:07 PM
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From: WR1 147
Whassup muppets
crazy monkey man 
Has been all night too. Couldn't see to the end of the garden earlier. 
