got bad farts today, had to open the window in the office,

 

laptop repair complete, lets see how many days this one lasts

 

i really cringe when piers thinks he is 'with it' he tries tto dance and you just feel like punching him ,dont know why he is there, you can sort of understand amanda cos she has a stage background but piers is just a *****

 

should drop piers and bring in kelly brook, dumb as **** but I definately would

 

sara *** would do me just fine thankyou, got the best set of fun bags ever

 

i called up yesterday to cancel my sky sports, i always do it every summer and save my 15 pound a month till the season starts, they always make you an offer to try an keep you and this time it was half decent, got the same package im on now reduced by 10 for the next 6 months, so i save 60 instead of the usual 30. cant argue really and i get to keep my sports hd for when the tour starts

 

she doesnt do it for me, sounds too common and to ladish

 

oh i fooking love her, cant beat a bird that knows how to have a good laugh, kelly brook has nipples that would poke your eyes out

 

plus you want a bird that when you say 'fancy a few pints love cos the footy is on' she'll just say 'yes hang on ill throw an old pair of jeans an t-shirt on' and be ready in 2 mins, not some bird who would just want to look like a model every time she went out and never had a laugh with your mates

 

I still keep getting offers from them even though I cancelled before christmas.

Even got them ringing asking if I want to take out cover for the sky+ box that isnt used

 

my sky hd has finally stopped playing up after i got my 3rd box, it pissed me off big time, so much so that i was going to cancel, im thinkin of getting the itv hd as well so i have all the hd channels

 

leave the bint at home, she can get ready and then pick you up from the pub after the game

 

i was chasing my lad round the house yesterday playing, i smacked right into the kitchen table an split my lip open. fooking hurt like mad, a fair bit of blood as well

 

bollocks to that, if you have a decent bird, she will flirt with your mates, that way the lads think they have a chance with her an then buy her loads of drinks, she gets drunk wthout you paying for it, she then goes home with you as she aint interested in the lads and then you get a great **** who needs a lift home off some miserable cow who never had a night out think on your feet jay

 

5 weeks tomorrow an im off to mexico

 

our little un is semi walking now, he also dances as well by rocking his head side to side they are brilliant

 

how old is he now jay? did you see the apprentice the other week? they had them hats on it that you wanted for your lad, the one that petr chec wears

 

mrs wants us to go away again in july, told her i would rather go away a bit later as we have only just come back so therefore its less of a gap before we go somewhere next year

 

think ive fecked up the lappy

It now charges anyway

 

my wife is the same, why the **** go away so soon, its better in september. every 6 months is fine by me. we go away to london when i get back from mexico, were off to see oasis

 

claim for it on the house insurance

 

looks my hd is fooked on the laptop

 

ooops

 

what I told her, go in september, villa in the algarve and jobs a good un

 

dinner time soon, some beans on toast with a bit of cheese on will go down a treat me thinks

 

was gonna do that with my broke tele as I dropped it over the weekend when I re did my flooring

 

the algarve is fooking expensive mate, we went last year an never went mad, still spent over 1k in a week. the pound is worse now as well so id hate to see how expensive it is

 

fookin acer have a bios password

 

you need to go the gym you big ponce

 

ive got an acer, top lap top if you ask me, aint got a fooking clue what your after there though