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Old 10 February 2009, 09:29 AM
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I looked at one the other day, sounded lovely, and the secondary's worked as well. dont know what they would be like to work on though as the engine bay is a bit cramped

Got my eye on a black 2.5 v6 with 77thou on the clock, its got a st200 head conversion



thats what we got, an LG one picture quality is brilliant. I wanted a 42" so that we could move the 42" plasma from downstairs up into the bedroom, and have a newer screen in the lounge but she was having none of it

i dont get the cheap one's, we only have sony in our house

hey jay have you got a web cam at home?
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you can but i dont want one, say you want to leave the car out? the garage door will keep opening
fair point
Old 10 February 2009, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i dont get the cheap one's, we only have sony in our house
I get ones that have better picture quality

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hey jay have you got a web cam at home?
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yes on the laptop
Old 10 February 2009, 09:31 AM
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think ive talked my brother into getting a freelander instead of a x-type.
Old 10 February 2009, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I get ones that have better picture quality

weirdo

yes on the laptop

give us your wifes e-mail address an ill entertain her then ill show her mine if she shows me hers
Old 10 February 2009, 09:34 AM
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my poo is as good as brewed, time to pour the brown solid liquid out me thinks, right what books do i have around
Old 10 February 2009, 09:36 AM
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what do you reckon to this scenarios?

Mrs sister has been seeing this guy for a few months. For some reason she found out he is registered on a load of sex sites (guy is 39 and only had 2 girlfirends previously)

she confronted him, and he said he joined with a 12 month subscription before he met her (through the internet btw)

He does a bit of travelling with his job, and the other day the wifes sister tried to get a bit fruity with him but he told her to stop as he was hurting down there from driving.

Now I reckon, he is going have s e x whilst out and about, I dont know what sites it is, but I reckon he goes ******* and he has either picked up an sti (not the car he is a toyota man) or he is red raw
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Originally Posted by moneys
think ive talked my brother into getting a freelander instead of a x-type.
thought your bro was in mexico or somewhere
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must admit I had 3 turds yesterday, 2 were a bit sloppy though and smelt foul
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trying to finish my nvq again this morning, its all about data protection, diversity etc, its the hardest module

Im doing it and it sounds good and it ticks the boxes but it is probably a load of s h i t e
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need to put more go go juice in the astra later as well, probably got enough to get me home but may pop morrisons to get some bacon ribs for dinner
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
what do you reckon to this scenarios?

Mrs sister has been seeing this guy for a few months. For some reason she found out he is registered on a load of sex sites (guy is 39 and only had 2 girlfirends previously)

she confronted him, and he said he joined with a 12 month subscription before he met her (through the internet btw)

He does a bit of travelling with his job, and the other day the wifes sister tried to get a bit fruity with him but he told her to stop as he was hurting down there from driving.

Now I reckon, he is going have s e x whilst out and about, I dont know what sites it is, but I reckon he goes ******* and he has either picked up an sti (not the car he is a toyota man) or he is red raw
so your sister in law is gagging for it? send her my number if that fails ask her fella for the websites he goes on i reckon he is into a bit of ******* but arent we all
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its great having new carpets in the house now as well

cant believe they didnt use underlay initially when we had first moved in. Now it is fully underlayed (sounds mexican) with a nice new carpet on top throughout Feels great to walk on, nice and bouncy
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thought your bro was in mexico or somewhere

he is, i have got his car now, he is still wnting a new one soon though, he has more money than he knows what to do with, he was going to fly me out for spring break in cancun but i dont have the holidays in work to do it, i told him that an then he said 'how about vegas for the figth then' the money men are rolling in it
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Originally Posted by moneys
so your sister in law is gagging for it? send her my number if that fails ask her fella for the websites he goes on i reckon he is into a bit of ******* but arent we all
trust me you wouldnt want to go there, she looks like an extra from cell block h
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must admit I had 3 turds yesterday, 2 were a bit sloppy though and smelt foul

mine are really sticky, i have to use the babies baby wipes to get rid of the winnets
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
trying to finish my nvq again this morning, its all about data protection, diversity etc, its the hardest module

Im doing it and it sounds good and it ticks the boxes but it is probably a load of s h i t e

all of my assignments are like that, im doing one at the moment on CAD design, what a load of **** that is
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he is, i have got his car now, he is still wnting a new one soon though, he has more money than he knows what to do with, he was going to fly me out for spring break in cancun but i dont have the holidays in work to do it, i told him that an then he said 'how about vegas for the figth then' the money men are rolling in it
love cancun, dont like spring break though, too many scabby american brats
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
its great having new carpets in the house now as well

cant believe they didnt use underlay initially when we had first moved in. Now it is fully underlayed (sounds mexican) with a nice new carpet on top throughout Feels great to walk on, nice and bouncy

did you get everything else sorted?
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
trust me you wouldnt want to go there, she looks like an extra from cell block h

hey you dont look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire do you
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
love cancun, dont like spring break though, too many scabby american brats

yes but there all fit and gagging for some english ****
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still dont know what to do when I finish here in a month or two

as we have a new mortgage deal where I am literally saving £300 per month it means I dont have to get a job thats as well paid as what I am on, so it opens the market up for me a bit
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did you get everything else sorted?
yep all sorted
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got to go in a min, there fellas are nearly finished, as soon as they are im out of here
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yes but there all fit and gagging for some english ****
yep, cant argue with that
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
still dont know what to do when I finish here in a month or two

as we have a new mortgage deal where I am literally saving £300 per month it means I dont have to get a job thats as well paid as what I am on, so it opens the market up for me a bit


get a job you lazy git, one were you have to work, there is stuff out there if you REALLY want to work, if not set something up, you'll never catch me sitting here saying 'ooooh i dont know what to do'.
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im here all day, well probably go at 3
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yep all sorted

did they knock it down an start again?
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im here all day, well probably go at 3

what time do you start work?
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got to send my other lap top off to get fixed, then if i aint happy i may accidently close the lid on a pen, very hard. that way i may have to have a new one instead, ill give it away to charity though, do you want it jay


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