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Old 10 February 2009, 09:02 AM
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good morning people of smacland, my new laptop is up an running beautiful machine as well, it has a webcam so i may take up part time work doing them web chat lines for lovely yummy mummys
Old 10 February 2009, 09:04 AM
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got some company here at the moment doing our cavity wall, bloody hell there noisy, cant complain though cos knowsley council are paying for it
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im moving away from wanting a 911 now, looking at range rover sports instead, the price of them now is shocking good time to buy though
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just having a brew an some biscuits, two of the best types as well, custard creams and the holy grail of biscuits that is the chocolate hob ***
Old 10 February 2009, 09:07 AM
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S P A M
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its great having bluetooth on your computer
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: C H O C O L A T E H O B N O B :
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Originally Posted by moneys
its great having bluetooth on your computer

thats so 90's
Old 10 February 2009, 09:10 AM
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fast as **** as well
Old 10 February 2009, 09:13 AM
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morning ste

Hows life treating you at present ?
Old 10 February 2009, 09:14 AM
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my laptop is fast, just a shame the battery life is s h i t e on it

Mrs drags it around connected to the power supply so I have had to re solder the power connector on the laptop motherboard 3 times now, last time was last night
Old 10 February 2009, 09:15 AM
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got to give the fella his due, he tried to sell me a cheaper one but im loaded so i always buy the best, got to help the economy out havent i
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the baby keeps trying to bite my nose as well the little ******
Old 10 February 2009, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
got to give the fella his due, he tried to sell me a cheaper one but im loaded so i always buy the best, got to help the economy out havent i
Stephen Money for Bank of England
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morning ste

Hows life treating you at present ?

my life couldnt be better, hoping to be going on a 4 day week in work then i can make even more money i only lose an hours pay from work if i do as well show me the money, getting myself a electric garage door this month as well, ultimate boys toy if you ask me
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going to take about 2 weeks for my cheque to arrive
Old 10 February 2009, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
my life couldnt be better, hoping to be going on a 4 day week in work then i can make even more money i only lose an hours pay from work if i do as well show me the money, getting myself a electric garage door this month as well, ultimate boys toy if you ask me
excellent

and with the electric garage door, would you also be receiving a gadget that will open it as you drive upto it (which also has the allgeded advantage of jamming certain things )

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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my laptop is fast, just a shame the battery life is s h i t e on it

Mrs drags it around connected to the power supply so I have had to re solder the power connector on the laptop motherboard 3 times now, last time was last night

go an buy a new one you tight git
Old 10 February 2009, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
the baby keeps trying to bite my nose as well the little ******

what is he in work with you now?
Old 10 February 2009, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Stephen Money for Bank of England


bloody right
Old 10 February 2009, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
go an buy a new one you tight git
nothing wrong with the one we have, its only about 18 months old, got a good deal on it of about £300 cheaper than it should have been

Besides we have just bought an lcd for the bedroom
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
going to take about 2 weeks for my cheque to arrive

i like cougars
Old 10 February 2009, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
excellent

and with the electric garage door, would you also be receiving a gadget that will open it as you drive upto it (which also has the allgeded advantage of jamming certain things )

i get two remotes i think
Old 10 February 2009, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what is he in work with you now?
give over, it gives the mrs something to do during the day

when I hold him up, he comes in for a cuddle, then he opens his mouth and goes for my nose. Its not that big.
I blame it on him watching Jaws a few weeks back
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
nothing wrong with the one we have, its only about 18 months old, got a good deal on it of about £300 cheaper than it should have been

Besides we have just bought an lcd for the bedroom

ive just put a 32inch up in our bedroom
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Originally Posted by moneys
i get two remotes i think
im sure you can get something that attaches to your bumper and as soon as you get within range it opens your garage door for you (also jams police rader so I believe )
Old 10 February 2009, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
give over, it gives the mrs something to do during the day

when I hold him up, he comes in for a cuddle, then he opens his mouth and goes for my nose. Its not that big.
I blame it on him watching Jaws a few weeks back
whats not that big? your nose or his mouth. he may think your nose is a nipple (i could add so much more to this but i wont)
Old 10 February 2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im sure you can get something that attaches to your bumper and as soon as you get within range it opens your garage door for you (also jams police rader so I believe )

you can but i dont want one, say you want to leave the car out? the garage door will keep opening
Old 10 February 2009, 09:28 AM
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i think i need a poo, i had 4 poo's in one day on sunday i was fooked for reading material in the end as i had read everything
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Originally Posted by moneys
i like cougars
I looked at one the other day, sounded lovely, and the secondary's worked as well. dont know what they would be like to work on though as the engine bay is a bit cramped

Got my eye on a black 2.5 v6 with 77thou on the clock, its got a st200 head conversion

Originally Posted by moneys
ive just put a 32inch up in our bedroom
thats what we got, an LG one picture quality is brilliant. I wanted a 42" so that we could move the 42" plasma from downstairs up into the bedroom, and have a newer screen in the lounge but she was having none of it


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