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Old 28 November 2008, 12:51 AM
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Bet Howard has some of these hangin of his car

Old 28 November 2008, 12:53 AM
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Crackin corner that

And just like a fart in the wind, i shall dissapear, leaving you with a faint taste of my presence

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Old 28 November 2008, 08:13 AM
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Some interesting posts from the monkey of speed there

Good Friday morning
Old 28 November 2008, 10:05 AM
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Fookin cold this morning need to fit a new washer bottle pump on her car its broke its funny I stripped off the arch liner and filled up the bottle pressed the spray button and it fires out the side of the pump
Old 28 November 2008, 11:57 AM
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belated friday morning hello
Old 28 November 2008, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
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Fookin cold this morning need to fit a new washer bottle pump on her car its broke its funny I stripped off the arch liner and filled up the bottle pressed the spray button and it fires out the side of the pump
I remember syphoning fuel out of an old car with some washer pipe and a pump hooked up directly to a 12v battery. It was funny watching the smoke coming off the pump as it was sucking out fuel from the tank. Probably not the most sensible thing I have ever done
Old 28 November 2008, 12:04 PM
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gonna buy my first wonder next week on cn
Old 28 November 2008, 12:04 PM
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whats best social security?
Old 28 November 2008, 01:35 PM
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Under 4 hours til I'm jobless.
Old 28 November 2008, 01:37 PM
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Hope the Classic passes its MOT.
Old 28 November 2008, 01:38 PM
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Gonna need a good clean too. (Not to pass the MOT of course)
Old 28 November 2008, 01:39 PM
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If that were the case, Justin's is MOT'd til 2015.
Old 28 November 2008, 01:41 PM
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The alloys look like solid discs because of all the cobwebs between the spokes.
Old 28 November 2008, 01:42 PM
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Hope we get some decent weather next week.
Old 28 November 2008, 01:43 PM
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Right. Moff for a bit.

Old 28 November 2008, 02:16 PM
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enjoy your afternoon ptj

hope you get something sorted soon
Old 29 November 2008, 12:13 AM
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thats the first assignment of the year done and dusted for me. got my result for my first two years and i recieved a double distinction oh yes you fooking beauty. never knew i had it in me
Old 29 November 2008, 09:01 AM
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morning muppets
Old 29 November 2008, 09:37 AM
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mornin
Old 29 November 2008, 09:38 AM
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Old 29 November 2008, 09:59 AM
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My first day of unemployment.
Old 29 November 2008, 10:00 AM
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Good news is that every day is a Saturday from now on.
Old 29 November 2008, 10:02 AM
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Think I'll go and sign on on Monday.
Old 29 November 2008, 10:03 AM
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Might as well. Every other bu66er is claiming benefits.
Old 29 November 2008, 10:04 AM
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Saw two lads getting in to an M3 the other day. Blue Disabled badge on the dash.
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Let's just say that their family tree did not have it's roots on this fair Isle.
Old 29 November 2008, 10:07 AM
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Fecking foggy up here. Has been all night too. Couldn't see to the end of the garden earlier.
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Best go and get some breakfast. Need to go out and hit the Vectra's wiper motor with something heavy to see if that helps it work again. It's under warranty if it doesn't.
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ONLY JOKING!

Back in a bit.
Old 29 November 2008, 06:07 PM
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