did you offer your big broad shoulder

 

go your local rspca there are hundreds of them, throwaway dogs yuo call them

 

Now tha would be a good wedding to go to
Me and the missus have been talking about getting engaged in the next year or so, i can hear the clank of the ball and chain late at night as im trying to get to sleep

 

No mate, just a short wooden peg to sit on

 

bet ya ptj bites at that remark to the dogs, im only joking people, im a dog lover

 

just do it, i got engaged after 6 months, you know if there the right one, nine years friday and 3 years married, but i am a good catch

 

Feckin hell, ive a good turd brewing, can feel it bubbling and trying to surface, only to be delayed by a tiny eggy squit of a fart

Its gonna feel good releasing this one back into the wild

 

i had a dream i was a one armed bandit last night, i woke up with a hard on an a mouth full of pounds

 

i love them farts, need to sort my piles out though as there getting terrible

 

our place is finaly getting a bit slack with the crunch biting, my job is safe for 3=2 years though as they have to honour my apprenticeship

 

every car factory i know of except nissan sunderland is on a short week, even bentley is on a 3 day week

 

The girl friends dog has been mega ill since Friday, sh1tting and puking brown foam (???) after we caught it nibbling a decomposing dead frog in our back garden Dirty ****** sometimes

She took it to the vets she worked at for 5 years to get some tablets, its only a tiny dog, and lost over1kg in weight since Friday probably mostly liquid like, but still kinda shocking, poor thing has been depressed all week and not its normal energetic self

 

toyota the biggest company is also suffering

 

they usually pull through, stronger than us lot dogs are

 

Feckin hell thats not good

 

i may take a psv or hgv licence though as a just in case thing, its easier to get work when your in it, but as i say im safe for the next 2 years, the country will turn the corner soon, especially if *** head brown injects money into the right area in instead of internet an comps for kids for ***** sake

 

TBH, i kinda hope this 'credit crunch' keeps up till me and the missus are looking at buying (in the next year and a half) as we'll be able to bag a top house at a bargain price, fingers crossed

 

i have other work but you always need the gauranteed income job, i earn more when im off work anyway but i still need my pension

 

you should see the house ive just got mate, its a fecking bargain

 

i may go look at that mondeo at the weekend if its still there, offer him 600 and see what he says

 

The only place Brown is good for is the lining of boxer shorts and Y fronts
He needs to turn his attention to the working class that PAY for the country, not the slack arsed ******* that just take take take
Sort it out Mr Brown stain, its about time a big *** peice of bog roll came along and lapped up his OAP ***

 

Tiz the right time matey to be buying

 

he is a fooking joke and he aint got a fecking clue, he aint listening to anyone,


you have pm fella

 

i really need to go to bed, im fooked

 

where are ya fella

 

going the gym straight after work tomorrow

 

im going in a sec

 

i will, ill go

 

were going to go look at the new fiesta as well soon, i may get the wife one next year, the titanium looks the dogs an its a little bit cheaper than her current one was

 

we can get good deals cos ford are in **** an need sales