I must be mad

 

You are. At least I was strapped to the instructor.

Looks like you had a good day. My first jump was very cloudy but gave a great sense of speed when you went into them.

My second jump was like your picture. We could see Blackpool Tower and Morecombe Bay. On a really clear day you can see the I.O.M too apparently.

Unfortunately on my second jump my contact lenses blew out of my eyes half way down so all I could see when we were under the parachute was half blue/half green.

Imagine sitting in your back garden and a pair of dried up contact lenses dropped into your lap.

 

could you see your garage from up there

 

evening

 

FPMSL

Looks mint that Adam, well done mate

Im deciding which full course to do for my 30th birthday next year with the Black Knights the girlfriend is joining me too so those pics have just re-wetted my appetite

 

Feckin hell its a mad house in ere these days eh

 

alright ric

 

if you listen to the news were all fecking doomed

 

the last thing you want to do now is buy a fooking big new house

 

ric if you did the sky dive with your misses would you have a grope on the way down? i would, not with your misses like, my own one

 

there is a w reg st24 round the corner from me up for £800, it needs a front bumper but thtas it, may be worth it as a cheap battlebus

 

im thirsty, i forgot to get some juice when i went hte shops before as well

 

i have some milk though

 

A up lad

Dont be listening to them fecking doom mongers mate, **** me, we'd all be sliting our wrists and listening to cold play if it was left to them mate

Life needs to be lived, not second guessed all the bloody time

 

i need to go to bed soon, im fooked, the loft is completely empty now and my brothers car is down the side of my house fully loaded and ready to go, my brother in law is getting a big **** off 7.5 ton van tomorrow and that will take the rest of it

 

Id be after the full monty fella, never mind a quick grope, might be a tad cold on the old gonads tho
Still, id give it a go

 

wahay monkey boy, can i come to your work for a few days to charm them little sweet smelling fresher chicks, **** me they will all be gagging for a bit of dirty filthy boys and me an you could carry that dream out for them. we could carry sandwich boards around advertising our services

 

her on top or you? you free fall for a minute though so what would you do for the other 50 seconds? id take a magazine an crack one off first so i lasted a bit longer

 

Check ou this bad boy mate, plenty of car for the money the st24's

 

young fresher girls will have perfectly shaved pussies as well, they will be sweet smelling and hardly touched, they wouldnt be like thta after a bit of a money deposit though

 

I recon i could get a quick couple of squirts in in that time mate

Me on top tho, i like to be the pounder, not the pounded

 

i really like them, for 800 pound you cant really argue, its a bit like a mongrel dog, if it gets ill you can throw it away and get another

 

let her do the work, they always have us on top, lazy *******, i do spoons which is even lazier

 

Mate, weve had the 'contender' try outs for the Gladiators today (the 150 selected from 10,000 ), I TELL YOU MATE THERE WERE SOME REEEEEEEEEET BELTERS

 

ive been with my misses 9 years on friday, funny that as that when we move in as well

 

woman or men

 

Quite a snidey analergy (i love dogs) but i catch your drift

 

why dont you an ptj have a double wedding? dont say anything but ive got a feeling he is going to ask me to be best man

 

Both, only 8 were selected too, so there were plenty of tears