YO YO YO Pete dude
How you doin fella

 

I have a present for you mate, and Justin

Shame its to do with the dirty reds tho
My car shall need a clean after i give it to you

 

She told me she like you and wants to sit on yer salford face
Dirty biacccccch

 

TUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube - system F - out of the blue

Oh my feckin god, ive just been bopping SO HARD to this one, sums up my disco biscuits days in a nut shell
What a flippin tune
Holly Molley make me just wanna be fecked of my **** for the rest of my life

*Cracks open a lovely bottle of HOCK..........quality *

 

Wey hey monkey man hows tricks m8

im off to bed so no idle chit chat from me as im peppered

Ive been playing with me hoover tonight

fitting my fire escape window tomorrow then the plasterer is in sat and sun then hopefully we can crack on with these rooms

also got rid of my massive safe

 

**** me its dead as a nuns crotch in here these days
**** it, im gonna turn up the bass, and let ripp my 90's dance moves


Hard core, you know the score

 

Yes Justin mate

Come down to mine and have bop mate
Its all goin on

No hoover talk here man

 

I cant dance save my life - I was like a wooden pole during my wedding dance

 

My missus played with mine twice before
Got a mouthfull of fluff both times too

 

Right im off me old cheeser nice to see you online - you coming to the meet?

 

Night dude

 

Check out your lamb chops dude




You could have had a quick snip mate

 

Hopefully, but not gonna commit this time (seeing as i was called a '*** head' last time) when i had important **** to sort out............PETEPETE


Hopefully tho, i should be there if nowt goes wrong withmy house

 

Night sweety pie

Ill be up shortly

 

How about this for an oldy classic
Just a mint tune from back ion the day

YouTube - Binary Finary - 1998

If you dont like his then there is no hope for you, you definatly are GAY
Sort it out, and buy some headphones that actually have BASS
Then get your dancing slippers on,. and get ready to get your groove on

 

Pfhhhhh

YouTube - Empty skies
Helped me pull some silly speed on the slopes years back this one
Kosheen is the queen of drum and bass

 

Sure the younger ones of you have heard this one

YouTube - Kosheen - Hide You

 

omfg

you are on my level tonight monkeyboy

 

and another

THE best dance tune of all time

 

LMFAO

even his wedding day pics arent sacred

 

 

i cant sleep tonight

 

 

what is it tho

 

is that a diet coke i see in her hand

someone tell her its a bit late for that

 

now you have gone im gonna go and try to get some sleep

 

You what , i flit from level to leve mate

I somersault from one ere to the next

Youll never trackme down, as your a irty red that smells of biff juisce

 

if i smelt of biff juice you would be tracking me down to try and lick me

 

You lpuusy flap

CAnt help but ;ov ethi tune man

YouTube - Dizzee Rascal - Dance Wiv Me

I know its a scally tune but i love it


Saultttttthhhhhh Londeeeeerrrrrrnnnddd liiiiiiiireeeeeek