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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 01:36 AM
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youve broken the page

Could do with some loweys TBH now
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
SCOUSEMONEYSTHECHAVDRIVINGCALLYPOWEREDWIGANPOOLY



forgot to add

2003







french loving ****

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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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this page is well screwed
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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if you wouldnt of quoted howards post it would be fine
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
if you wouldnt of quoted howards post it would be fine
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 07:56 PM
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LEWIS HAMILTON

2008 Formula 1 Champion

Congrats on a deserved Championship
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
LEWIS HAMILTON

2008 Formula 1 Champion

Congrats on a deserved Championship


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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 09:17 PM
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taxi to the pub £5
pint of lager £2.50
Kebab £3.00
the look on the ferrari crew when they realised Hamilton was champ £ priceless




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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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morning all
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 09:57 AM
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Morning im tired

car is spanking clean - going to use my new car vax soon to wash the inside - I tested it on her mats come up clean as **** the water was black just off 2 mats
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 11:19 AM
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i need to vax my boot once I have emptied it and hoovered it.
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 11:26 AM
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but cant be @rsed
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 12:11 PM
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Because your a lazy ******

jay edit your quoted post so it puts the sreen back to normal
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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What the **** is going on with this screen???
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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The reply box is all skewed to one side too.
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Because your a lazy ******

jay edit your quoted post so it puts the sreen back to normal
EDITED **
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
EDITED **
Nice one!!
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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Managed to wash the van, the vectra and the sti in between the showers yesterday. Couldn't vac the insides though as the rain and the vac don't get on well.
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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dont know what you mean PTJ
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Managed to wash the van, the vectra and the sti in between the showers yesterday. Couldn't vac the insides though as the rain and the vac don't get on well.
how did you get on with the viewing of the sti last week?
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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i really should empty my boot of all the tools. Think I have enough in there to rebuild an engine should I need to
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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if I do that though, then I need to rearrange some more stuff in the garage and I couldnt be @rsed
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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think I may rebuild a laptop tonight
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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got very very very bad wind today
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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think it is the chicken vindaloo from saturday
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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and the alcohol yesterday
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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and the protein shakes
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Old Nov 3, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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why is it when you f@rt in the office, literally as it is just doing its finally note does a woman walk in/round
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