And some new toe nail clippers
My toes look the bee's knees now

 

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET

Good news mate

Hows life doing for you mate, sounds like your on top of the world mate, makes a change from all the moaning and bitching you usually get on Snet

 

BOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo you just went offline
I was feckin about uploadin pics of my new toe nail clippers didnt see your posts in time

 

Oh well, back to my tunes then
Got LOTS of new stuff, taking me a while to get through it all
I should of been born with headphones on adn a beer in my hand

 

life is fooking brilliant mate, my car is sold, my house is sold, we've bought a fooking gorgeous huge house, me an the wife both get big pay rises as of next week. life is great, vbut then life is what you make it and i take risks to make things happen, this time they have all paid off

how bout the ricstar?

 

i like that chair, i will need one for my study

 

ive got my brothers car for a few months as well so free motoring is the way forward for me

 

oh an another thing, 2 weeks saturday an im off to portugal for a week

 

happy scoobynet is back big time, if it aint hoovers making us smile, its pictures of nail clippers

 

Make syou smile tho how so many people are on about a credit crunch
My bank has been pestering me for a loan for upto £25,000 recently
Credit crunch my ****

 

i had a poo in work before, it felt like i passed a watermelon, it was fecking huge, my piles are killing me

 

same thing here mate, i went in last week and the fella told me he would give me 25k there an then, it would be in my account in 10 minutes he said. the only people i know who are suffering is the building trade, the papers are making a fooking huggggggggggggggggggggge mountain out of a tiny mole hill.

 

Im ok mate, struggling to come to terms with some of Manchester City Councils new requests for being a landlord, but apart from that im cool dude as always

Piles Do you have them Arhh man, they are my worst nightmare, rather wake up with Gordon Brown sleeping *** fist on my head than have piles

 

im thinkg of getting a old battlebus soon, have you seen how much 8 year old omega's do for? its like im robbing vauxhall there that cheap

 

Pheeffffff, whats new
It makes me laugh how so many people believe all the hype tho, im sure there are parts of the counrty that are really feeling it, but not in my neck of the woods so go figure

 

i dont know if i do, i may do i may not, its life, its like crabs, its sort of cool to have them at one point as at least you cansay you,ve been there an done it

my brother is going to rent his house out as of next month, he is in mexico for the next 2 years

 

our place has slowed a touch but not that much, few non production days, i find it funny though cos people try to wind me up but i just laugh, if i get made redundant id earn more money away from there, the only reason i dont leave is cos its a gauranteed income with a pension, plus its easy work

 

My dad's about to flog his Vectra cdx for a new mazda 6, not been shocked with a trade in price yet, but i said id sell it privatly for him for a few beer tokens
Will probably get £1000/£1300 ish private as aposed to £50 trade in

Buttons really tho, plenty of car for the money

 

im off to bed soon, got a long hard day tomorrow

 

is it an estate? tell me more monsior monkey?

 

Seriously, look into it first tho, theres LOADS of hidden charges these days mate, it aint as simple as just renting it out anymore

Youll need a gas certificate, electricity cert, Electric Efficienct cert, to be registered on the 'Selective LAndlord Register' (Thats £540!) and need permission from your morgage people (£250 long term!) it adds up to a small fortune as ive just found out mate, robbing t4ats this government

 

his estate agent is taking care of the majority of it all, he knows what he is getting into

 

come on give me the car details, im waiting to go to bed here

 

No mate, its a W-Reg saloon, got a couple of dings, and has been used as a work horse but still goes strong, and scrubs up well

He's a painter and decorater tho, so as you can imaginge, its been used accordingly

 

im after an estate really, cant he convert it?

 

Sorry mate, was playing with the dog
It can never have its belly scratched enough

 

Convert it

Its not Islamic

They all need converting them lot

 

m,y wife is like that with me night mate

 

Omega estates can be had for butons mate, they loads around too, great on the motorway too, smooooooooooth

 

My ball bag is the same, always up for a good scratching and itching

Night mate, sleep tight and let the beef curtains bite

Laters