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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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another unbelieveable thing today

brought a skip in from a millionaire house in bowden

so it got a thorough looking over , ended up with loads of stuff
£10 in money
nokia mobile phone ,perfect working order
clarkson "heaven and hell" cd new in wrapper
fireworks , box full
hornby train set, as new in box complete !!!
plus other stuff new and unused

fookin unreal what people throw out
and a bit disgusting when you think about it
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:32 PM
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OPPS VERA DUKWERTH HAS JUST CROKED IT
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:33 PM
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
another unbelieveable thing today

brought a skip in from a millionaire house in bowden

so it got a thorough looking over , ended up with loads of stuff
£10 in money
nokia mobile phone ,perfect working order
clarkson "heaven and hell" cd new in wrapper
fireworks , box full
hornby train set, as new in box complete !!!
plus other stuff new and unused

fookin unreal what people throw out
and a bit disgusting when you think about it
His wife must have court him with the opiar
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
OPPS VERA DUKWERTH HAS JUST CROKED IT
half the nation will be in tears now dave !!!

they've been talking about it on the radio allday
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
evening

evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
evening H

no i aint but i know wot i wud like to do wiv him lol

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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
evening H

no i aint but i know wot i wud like to do wiv him lol

fookin ell liz`



i can see fwdnutz now , with apron on and tv pointing at the kitchen ready for gordon at 9pm
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

FOOKED if i know she just whet all quiet and cold all of a sudden
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

i've got a clarkson dvd to watch FOC
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
IVE got a chicken and a carrot
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i've got a clarkson dvd to watch FOC
well im on Dave


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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
well im on Dave




are you in urmston
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
IVE got a chicken and a carrot
think you'll need more than that zip

most importantly have you got an apron ready
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:51 PM
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i bet CW42 has all the ingredients and apron on ready
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:52 PM
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wonder if he's got a black leather apron



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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state


are you in urmston

shud i be lol


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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state


are you in urmston
Fekin ell
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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just off to check snowboarding sites,

i need to go again on feb 2nd/3rd
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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Anybody want a cheap bungalow in Blackpool seller Jack dukworth
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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thats my t-total era over

lisa has forced me to have a beer

i might pour it down the sink
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Anybody want a cheap bungalow in Blackpool seller Jack dukworth


you nasty man, me and lisa are in tears here
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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wheres speedypolishcarmonkey tonight
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
shud i be lol


liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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you nasty man, me and lisa are in tears here
builders a thinking all the time Happy days
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 09:02 PM
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speedypolishcarmonkey where are you
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hes making fookin cnips what a tw.t all week for that
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No **** Howard theres some sort on ther with her lallys out and the fangeta as well
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