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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to much sodding paperwork to do - no wonder my director was happy to have me back - he even comented on how much I do and how do I cope 
Im hitting him for a rise soon me thinks 
Im hitting him for a rise soon me thinks
be ideal for a lodger as it is 3 storeys. Lodger could have the first floor which consists of 2 rooms and a bathroom, and he could have the top floor which is 3 rooms and an en suite, could then share the kitchen
"doesnt actually mean it though"
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
wonder were moneys and higham have got to 
sorry forgot, they've probably gone to the gym
they've had there "protein" drink and gone pumping iron
huffing and puffing on the benchpress , then both stood looking in the mirrors and walking round with a carpet under each arm
brenchpress weight comparisons next
sorry forgot, they've probably gone to the gym
they've had there "protein" drink and gone pumping iron
huffing and puffing on the benchpress , then both stood looking in the mirrors and walking round with a carpet under each arm
brenchpress weight comparisons next
you nugget 
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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i would consider a small diesel car jay
the megane 1.5dci we are using atm gives 49mpg at 85mph and is £35 per year road tax,
you may be able to beat the mpg, by 20mpg on a very good day on a bike, but your out in the elements and road tax on anything over 500cc is £46!!, plus you need to do your license=£500 if you pass first time,
if you want an idea then just ask, i have several for you to look at and try,
i would consider a small diesel car jay
the megane 1.5dci we are using atm gives 49mpg at 85mph and is £35 per year road tax,
you may be able to beat the mpg, by 20mpg on a very good day on a bike, but your out in the elements and road tax on anything over 500cc is £46!!, plus you need to do your license=£500 if you pass first time,
i would consider a small diesel car jay
the megane 1.5dci we are using atm gives 49mpg at 85mph and is £35 per year road tax,
you may be able to beat the mpg, by 20mpg on a very good day on a bike, but your out in the elements and road tax on anything over 500cc is £46!!, plus you need to do your license=£500 if you pass first time,
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if you want an idea then just ask, i have several for you to look at and try,
i would consider a small diesel car jay
the megane 1.5dci we are using atm gives 49mpg at 85mph and is £35 per year road tax,
you may be able to beat the mpg, by 20mpg on a very good day on a bike, but your out in the elements and road tax on anything over 500cc is £46!!, plus you need to do your license=£500 if you pass first time,
i would consider a small diesel car jay
the megane 1.5dci we are using atm gives 49mpg at 85mph and is £35 per year road tax,
you may be able to beat the mpg, by 20mpg on a very good day on a bike, but your out in the elements and road tax on anything over 500cc is £46!!, plus you need to do your license=£500 if you pass first time,
500 quid is a lot of juice even at todays prices
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evening mr panda
thought you would be in bed by now
you have an early start chef, what time is your deadline for the meet tomorrow ??????
it will have tobe on time for the police
any excuse and they will **** it off and arrest you 
its not good being arrested 
sitting in a cell gets very tidious 
thought you would be in bed by now
you have an early start chef, what time is your deadline for the meet tomorrow ??????
it will have tobe on time for the police
any excuse and they will **** it off
and arrest you its not good being arrested sitting in a cell gets very tidious
