TOTP

 

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

 

Alright Ste how are ya mate?

 

wahay hello carl im great mate, as you can tell im a bit bored though hows about yourself?

 

just watching benidorm unpacked from the other night now

 

funny prgramme full of odd *****, bit like salford

 

sky+ has changed the way i watch tele, its the future, well actually sky hd is an ive got it

 

recovering mate - still a bit ill (manflu)

shoudl be ok by tommorrow

 

bloody hell man flu your lucky to still be alive there mate, very dangerous illness that. not like your common flu like what the woman get all the time

 

you been down to see the girlfriend lately carl? hell of a drive that is mate, is it better(cheaper) in the mundeo?

 

nice one mate

 

tis true mate, men never hardly get ill as the whole industrial wheel would stop an nothing would happen, this is due to our immune system being so bloody good, man flu is the most extreme flu you can get and is the only illness that can get past the strongest immune system in the human world

 

benidorm looks like hell in the sun, i could never imagine myself going somewhere like that

 

i know why




























he talks as much b*llsh*t as you

 

although you cant beat the good old karaoke an thats whats on now. terrible singers thinkin there brilliant

 

wahay its the biscuit hourder

 

sticky vicky is coming on in a sec

 

spoke to adam before howie and jennis clutch was the same as mine for about 2k miles, its just getting smooth now so it must be just bedding in

 

wahay theres a nudist beach in benidorm

 

and you thought i lived on millionaires row this morning aswell

 

couldnt go on one of them, imagine it if your walking along with your gear out an a fit bird walks towards you, if you dont get a reaction downstairs you,d get worried an if you did youd scare the hell out of her, well i would anyway

 

that was funny that mate, the dog walkers did look at me rather funny i know where to go on the rob now though

 

that is fookin poor, what the **** are those brits doing there

 

oh my fooking god sticky vicki is about 90 an opening bottles with her fa**y

 

Evening Chaps

 

I've been twice now - brilliant

last year we went and two of our group got mugged on the way back to the hotel by the locals

 

haha the wife has just text's she's had 3 drinks an threw up already

 

she aint british, she's from somewhere abroad

 

oh bloody hell that says it all

 

exactly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fookin poor , or what, why the **** would you want to watch that

especially people who live next to millionaires row