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Jan 1, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
i have to go upto the caravan on thursday to bring stuff back
but i hope to be back to come to the meet in it
caravan?
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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scoobysportjay
no not a chav car got a vw golf 1.8 gti on a s plate black 3 door
that is the ultimate chav car
dont get some audi wheels, they look crap
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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Originally Posted by
moneys
not bad that jay, straight swap or money your way?
i only got £1500 for my car coz its not the turbo so my car and £1500
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
caravan?
static caravan at fleetwood cala gran
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
i only got £1500 for my car coz its not the turbo so my car and £1500
surely a golf gti will cost just as much as a scoob to run though
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:08 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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speedymonkey
Yo ho ho Mr Higham
You good mate
im good mate
just smokin a big dooby
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:08 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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pete higham
that is the ultimate chav car
dont get some audi wheels, they look crap
am keepin it standerd pete mate no wheels
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:08 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
static caravan at fleetwood cala gran
yours
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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moneys
hey pete have you seen the houses in liverpool that got flooded by a burst water main?
nope, what is the punchline
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
am keepin it standerd pete mate no wheels
hey that sounds like the cars around pete's, they dont have wheels either, just little bricks that they sit on
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
surely a golf gti will cost just as much as a scoob to run though
no my mate at work as got the 1.8 turbo and that is better than mine on mpg
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
nope, what is the punchline
there was a family effected by it an they were called higham. they looked like doley's as well
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
yours
my wifes oand my dad went half on it
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by
moneys
hey that sounds like the cars around pete's, they dont have wheels either, just little bricks that they sit on
kettle, black and pot <<<<<< rearrange in a way that see's sense
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
no my mate at work as got the 1.8 turbo and that is better than mine on mpg
what mpg?
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
kettle, black and pot <<<<<< rearrange in a way that see's sense
black kettle pot? black pot kettle? pot black kettle
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
there was a family effected by it an they were called higham. they looked like doley's as well
they are not related to me if they are scouse we would have disowned them years ago
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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pete higham
im good mate
just smokin a big dooby
Im goin to bed, my heads still battered and the nytol is kicking in
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
what mpg?
he is getting 30mpg round town my dad as just got the gt tdi and that is doing around 45 round town.
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:16 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
he is getting 30mpg round town my dad as just got the gt tdi and that is doing around 45 round town.
i get roughly 26-30 going round town and over 30 on a run on the motorway
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:17 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
they are not related to me if they are scouse we would have disowned them years ago
they looked an sounded like you though, proper scallies
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:17 PM
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speedymonkey
Im goin to bed, my heads still battered and the nytol is kicking in
night mate
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:17 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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speedymonkey
Im goin to bed, my heads still battered and the nytol is kicking in
night night mate. sleep tight
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:18 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
they looked an sounded like you though, proper scallies
keep fishin
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:19 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
i get roughly 26-30 going round town and over 30 on a run on the motorway
the scoob sport i can put 2 tanks of fuel in it in 8 days i got told it is coz its a sport
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:21 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
keep fishin
what for, im not baiting you, it was really funny cos they acted like you as well, proper bouncing around an waving there arms about
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:21 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobysportjay
the scoob sport i can put 2 tanks of fuel in it in 8 days i got told it is coz its a sport
might be all the mods you put on it weighing it down
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:22 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Jan 1, 2008 | 11:22 PM
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Jan 1, 2008 | 11:23 PM
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From: walkden manchester
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moneys
might be all the mods you put on it weighing it down
wot mods
dont get some audi wheels, they look crap 
