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moneys
cos you look like pete doherty
oh an you had a big t1tty lip on you, oh an you just bum drinks off people
titty lip
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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its coz ive got a disability about goin up 2 people in groups that i dont know
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pete higham
i talk properly, unlike the majority of you lot down the wrong side of the east lancs
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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its coz ive got a disability about goin up 2 people in groups that i dont know
does that mean you have a orange badge and can park near to shopping centres
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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ste, i will buy you a drink at the next meet
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pete higham
titty lip
bloody right you did, i asked you straight away an you said you were tired
titty lip more like cos someone else was chatting up the jane
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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i wasnt bein serious, i jus hate goin up 2 people in groups because i feel like a tw*t! an orange badge would come in handy tho
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pete higham
ste, i will buy you a drink at the next meet
i bet you bring some cans of coke now cos its cheaper
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moneys
bloody right you did, i asked you straight away an you said you were tired
titty lip more like cos someone else was chatting up the jane
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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n9oll
i wasnt bein serious, i jus hate goin up 2 people in groups because i feel like a tw*t! an orange badge would come in handy tho
just slap your watch and try to lick your ear
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i wasnt bein serious, i jus hate goin up 2 people in groups because i feel like a tw*t! an orange badge would come in handy tho
i just stood by people an if they moved i followed them, it was only when they went for a meal that i realised they werent actually at the meet and had turned up in a fiat brava
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pete higham
just slap your watch and try to lick your ear
or try what you do, put different flavour jam on each shoulder and that way at least you get to taste something nice
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moneys
i just stood by people an if they moved i followed them, it was only when they went for a meal that i realised they werent actually at the meet and had turned up in a fiat brava
LMFAO..........that was a coffee moment
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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remember scoobybabe, she was fit as ****
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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moneys
remember scoobybabe, she was fit as ****
eerr not really
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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i aint seen your mate seansvx for a while either pete? you spoke to him lately
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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moneys
i aint seen your mate seansvx for a while either pete? you spoke to him lately
my mate???
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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pete higham
eerr not really
she was mate, she was mates with johnwrx
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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rite am off! in a bit
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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pete higham
yes, your mate
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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moneys
she was mate, she was mates with johnwrx
i know who jackie is!!!!
im just saying she wasnt fit as ****
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n9oll
rite am off! in a bit
where are you going? can me an pete come please?
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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n9oll
rite am off! in a bit
in a bit dog ****
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pete higham
i know who jackie is!!!!
im just saying she wasnt fit as ****
she was, mind you i go for personality where as your just impressed with the t1ts
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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remember when you grew a tash so that you looked like sean
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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moneys
she was, mind you i go for personality where as your just impressed with the t1ts
nowt wrong with that
i love *******
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moneys
remember when you grew a tash so that you looked like sean
ffs, i have never grown a tash
Jul 6, 2008 | 10:39 PM
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i think i like the bums best, did you see the star today, the blonde in the centre pages was fecking awesome
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if you insist but im not sure ud want to enter widnes, you mite get acid rain on your mondeo! i knew i shud of sed that before you ! ina bit
titty lip more like cos someone else was chatting up the jane
