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Old May 27, 2008 | 05:09 PM
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Old May 27, 2008 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
No you will only make about 700k per deal as it will cost you about 800k for 50 tech (depending on your discounts)
yep so for the hundred it works out at 1.4

I get 50 tech, send them leaving me with 0 tech, then I get another 50 tech and send them leaving me with a nice profit
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Old May 27, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yep so for the hundred it works out at 1.4

I get 50 tech, send them leaving me with 0 tech, then I get another 50 tech and send them leaving me with a nice profit
I thought you used to get a million per deal so 2 mill over all - bit pants that 700k profit for a tech farm per 50 tech

when I started out tech was worth so much used to be 2-3 mill for 50

always make sure you keep 15 tech in reserve to get the happyness bonus when you collect taxes never collect with no tech
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Old May 27, 2008 | 07:34 PM
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whats rics nation called as I need to send him 50 tech
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Old May 27, 2008 | 07:54 PM
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rics monkey nation
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Old May 27, 2008 | 08:03 PM
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rics monkey nation
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Old May 27, 2008 | 10:44 PM
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Sorted - Pete your aid is awaiting collection dude, just need 'compensating' now, a rip in your scoob will do tho at next weeks meet will do, not driven anything fast since i sold mine

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Old May 27, 2008 | 10:47 PM
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Sorted - Pete your aid is awaiting collection dude, just need 'compensating' now, a rip in your scoob will do tho at next weeks meet will do, not driven anything fast since i sold mine

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not a problem considering you let me have a go of the mini
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Old May 27, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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and just to let you know ric......i havent been on the patches since thursday
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Sorted - Pete your aid is awaiting collection dude, just need 'compensating' now, a rip in your scoob will do tho at next weeks meet will do, not driven anything fast since i sold mine

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kin ell your cheap
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
not a problem considering you let me have a go of the mini


Cant beat the origanal mini cooper sport

Not a BMW imposter The real deal, was ripping about in that before actually
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
kin ell your cheap
But his scoob is FAR from stardard tho so im happy as a pig in **** with that deal



I really do miss my scoob too, and after a passenger ride in Sir Jambos Sti, i hanker after the speed so bad, im like a junkie with no scag left
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
and just to let you know ric......i havent been on the patches since thursday
Feckin ell lad, good effort

Thats the dirty 3 days over with then, its all in youe head from now on then, just keep busy and your there mate, well done
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I really do miss my scoob too, and after a passenger ride in Sir Jambos Sti, i hanker after the speed so bad, im like a junkie with no scag left
yep me too not yours, mine
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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**** me, check our kid out on a bender this weekend (started with a fancy dress party ) and went on the whole weekend pretty much
He managed to cop off too with a tidy bird down his road




ARRHHH hahahahahahahah
He's a rum c4nt
even had his nails painted too
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Well it made this monkey smile anyway




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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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**** me, mobile phones are EVIL

Check it out

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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:39 PM
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In the mood for someeeeeeeeeeeeee1 groooooooooooooooove



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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:42 PM
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How about some bouncy bouncy


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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Feckin ell lad, good effort

Thats the dirty 3 days over with then, its all in youe head from now on then, just keep busy and your there mate, well done

thing is he's boring as **** now, he was chattin to me about parcel deliveries yesterday
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:46 PM
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PETE Check out this OLD classic man

A real house tunnnnnnnnnnnne


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1.13 COMMMMMMMME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Well it made this monkey smile anyway





i went to knowlsey safari park yesterday and i had the monkeys on my car, oh how i wish they looked like that one
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:48 PM
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SPANKY SPANKY


That old batman phraze springs to mind ''THWACK'' when i see that
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:49 PM
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i went to knowlsey safari park yesterday and i had the monkeys on my car, oh how i wish they looked like that one
bet you would of let it nibble more than your windscreen wiper if it did eh fella
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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evening ric
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:54 PM
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THE hardest Tune ever made, period, NO QUESTION!
Probably the darkest progressive techno tune ever made, Dave Clarke at his best


BEHOLD

(beware if your an old fuddy duddy or just an old fart, its a reet belter that sounds best boomed in a warehouse )

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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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evening ric
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How you diddling my old 'Capital of culture' dude
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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
SPANKY SPANKY


That old batman phraze springs to mind ''THWACK'' when i see that
apparantly chris wants to give this kind of thing a go for any members that step out of line, you will be lined up in the unicorn and giving a thrashing. me first me first
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How you diddling my old 'Capital of culture' dude

im good fella, the house went live today. the wife is moaning cos you can see a air freshener in one pic, the curtains dont look nice in another pic and the bed is slightly ruffled in another. fecking woman do my head in
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Are just give her the old 'SPANKY SPANKY' treatmet and she''l be sweet maet

Good luck wiothe the sale mate
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