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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Just remembered Pete, my brother said he might not be keeping his much longer (he's after a 350z next!! ).

Would your mate be interested??

i dont think he would tbh as i know the insurance jumps £550 from £300 to £850 for him

plus it is for his missus mainly, he will only be driving it on w/ends
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i dont think he would tbh as i know the insurance jumps £550 from £300 to £850 for him

plus it is for his missus mainly, he will only be driving it on w/ends
Crikey. That's a bit steep.

Having said that, mine went up nearly £800 for moving from SK9 to M24

Hence we want to move. The area around H's was a bargain when I got a quote on the Classic (seeing as the sti is going soon ).
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
you know you want 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two's company, three's a crowd.

(Unless scouse is watching his dirty films, then it's a whole different prospect)
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
only if we can all go out in yours as well you have been a bit shy in offering
No ones asked
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by s333xxv
how come noone wants to buy my car its really really good
do you want an honest answer or do you want lie's that will make you feel better?
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Just remembered Pete, my brother said he might not be keeping his much longer (he's after a 350z next!! ).

Would your mate be interested??

i have never been a fan of these, to be honest i think they are about as pretty as a man driving a svx with a bad tash, but i must say i sat in one the other week and the interior and driving position are spot on, still wouldnt have one though for the same reason i wouldnt have a skyline

sexy girl ' ste your a sex god and extremely charming, what car do you drive?'

sex god ste ' a skyline'

sexy girl ' ooooh that sounds like a nice car, what colour is it?'

sex god ste ' grey '

sexy girl ' sounds nice, who actually makes the skyline?'

sex god ste ' Nissan'

sexy girl ' sorry who?'

sex god ste ' nissan'

sexy girl 'oh sorry my mate has just called and she has found a split end in here hair ill have to go'

sex god ste ' its ok i understand '
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Two's company, three's a crowd.

(Unless scouse is watching his dirty films, then it's a whole different prospect)

3 is getting warmed up. the more holes the better thats as long as they dont want a chat
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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i have never been a fan of these, to be honest i think they are about as pretty as a man driving a svx with a bad tash


LMFAO
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
No ones asked

can i have a go of your car sir simon?
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:00 PM
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LMFAO

hello sally, hows the muscles? do you find yourself touching your biceps a lot more now?
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:02 PM
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the muscles are aching a little flexin in front of mirrors
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:03 PM
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i used to buy XL tops, i now buy L ones an tell people i havent changed my shirt size its just that i go the gym, i look a bit of a **** with my man ***** but hey thats life
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:04 PM
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i used to buy XL tops, i now buy L ones an tell people i havent changed my shirt size its just that i go the gym, i look a bit of a **** with my man ***** but hey thats life

tell it like it is ste
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
the muscles are aching a little flexin in front of mirrors

i fond that since going the gym, every shop window is now a mirror, its good to have muscles like me an you though isnt it pete, woman like men that look after themselves

when your on the job you will find that the missionary allows you to show off your shoulder muscles and biceps
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
tell it like it is ste

thats what they call me 'honest ste, the man that says what he means' they also call me a lot of other things but the filter on here will not allow me to post them
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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hahaha you crack me up
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i fond that since going the gym, every shop window is now a mirror, its good to have muscles like me an you though isnt it pete, woman like men that look after themselves

when your on the job you will find that the missionary allows you to show off your shoulder muscles and biceps

i must say though that shouting 'FEEL MY PECS BITCH' does not go down well
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
hahaha you crack me up

what time are we going to the golf? keep it quiet though as i think we have finally put paul off going
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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yeah i could see why ste
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what time are we going to the golf? keep it quiet though as i think we have finally put paul off going


whenever you want ste
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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im in one of my moods tonight, i could do with someone to wind up, got a feeling the wife will want me to get off here soon though. plus i need to go to bed soon
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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go and start some threads in sports....you will soon get a bite there
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
whenever you want ste

what day is best for you mate? is it ok if i wear a vest? i wear them all the time now since i joined the gym, my body is what i like to call 'ripped' just watching a bit of conan the barbarian, i reckon a few more weeks and that will be me
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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i wish a newbie would have come on tonight!!! i do find your moods funny
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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go and start some threads in sports....you will soon get a bite there

i dont like it in there any more, there was only paul that was ok, the rest are ******. they have little gangs that try and bully ya, but im big and strong and dont like bullies
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i wish a newbie would have come on tonight!!! i do find your moods funny

we have 2 newbies that i have in mind that would of been fun.
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i find winding ash up funny tho
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:16 PM
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when is svs and the handbrake back home?
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i find winding ash up funny tho

he has got to be one of the biggest gob sh1tes ever, i bet he aint even from the pool of life, he will be from devon or something. he just talks complete sh1te, even i tell him to shut the **** up an im supposed to be on his side
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