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From: Madchester
Whats the worst car anyone has ever tired overtaking you in? Just on my way home now from Cheadle doing just over 30 singing along to Rihanna "Umberella ella ella ella ey ey ey....." notice these lights in the distance getting closer and closer untill they right behind me. Can tell its a Yaris by the lights (think i must be sad) and the driver gets right up my **** trying to get me to go faster. So i think f*ck off im faster than you, I'll driver at what ever speed to want. So he trys to over take me! YES! IN A YARIS! so down into 2nd, and a little blast forward and hes back behind me again. Usually If its a respectable car, I would not think twice about letting them overtake so i can carry on singing about my Umberella, but a Yaris? Not a chance. So I think f*ck this guy, turn up the hill towards Cheadle Royal, and hit full gas, the yaris falls back and i hit 30 again. All is good. "ella ella, under my ummother f*cker" hes back again right up my ****. So test number 2. Cornering, wet night, thought id give it some welly round the big roundabout lost him on the 1st turn, pansy driver must of hit the corner at 15 mph. Eventually after he went out of sight he didnt appear again 
Hope he didnt push the next corner to hard 
Anyway. How is everyone
Hope he didnt push the next corner to hard Anyway. How is everyone
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
at the end of the day it was a yaris
i would of let it past an then stayed on its ****, that way he would of went quicker an quicker until he crashed into a ditch and his car burst into flames
i would of let it past an then stayed on its ****, that way he would of went quicker an quicker until he crashed into a ditch and his car burst into flames
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Whats the worst car anyone has ever tired overtaking you in? Just on my way home now from Cheadle doing just over 30 singing along to Rihanna "Umberella ella ella ella ey ey ey....." notice these lights in the distance getting closer and closer untill they right behind me. Can tell its a Yaris by the lights (think i must be sad) and the driver gets right up my **** trying to get me to go faster. So i think f*ck off im faster than you, I'll driver at what ever speed to want. So he trys to over take me! YES! IN A YARIS! so down into 2nd, and a little blast forward and hes back behind me again. Usually If its a respectable car, I would not think twice about letting them overtake so i can carry on singing about my Umberella, but a Yaris? Not a chance. So I think f*ck this guy, turn up the hill towards Cheadle Royal, and hit full gas, the yaris falls back and i hit 30 again. All is good. "ella ella, under my ummother f*cker" hes back again right up my ****. So test number 2. Cornering, wet night, thought id give it some welly round the big roundabout lost him on the 1st turn, pansy driver must of hit the corner at 15 mph. Eventually after he went out of sight he didnt appear again Hope he didnt push the next corner to hard
Anyway. How is everyone
Hope he didnt push the next corner to hard Anyway. How is everyone
why didn't you let him past
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water and oil
yeh right , talk about publicity stunt
the more i see the times on the board the more i think its bullsh1t, they way a female will beat someone by a 1/10th, just tobe leading the board, PR b0ll0cks!!!!!
