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Old 11 May 2008, 09:50 AM
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right, moff to b & q

may finish my decking today !!
Old 11 May 2008, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
renault 5 turbo would be fun
until you crash it or it blows up
Old 11 May 2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my get rid and get a ford escort everyone else is defecting
Dont bother jay stick with ya calib mine just blew again as in another engine yesterday morning im sick of the mondy now

wheres that olympic torch when you need it
Old 11 May 2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
Dont bother jay stick with ya calib mine just blew again as in another engine yesterday morning im sick of the mondy now

wheres that olympic torch when you need it
havent you just replaced that
Old 11 May 2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
until you crash it or it blows up
more likely blow up

A guy I used to use to work on my cars when I lived in warrington told me about one hehad in to fix.

Once the problem was fixed he went out for a test drive and booted it. Un beknown to him, the seat wasnt locked and he lew into the back

luckily he didnt crash but he said it shook him up a bit
Old 11 May 2008, 01:48 PM
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decking is now sprayed, got b & q's own sprayer, only took 10 mins to do, looks he bees knees. Cut the holes for the decking lights, jus need a electrician to put an outside socket in. #cough#
Old 11 May 2008, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
so you havent got a season ticket then so that means you are a armchair supporter
no it means im a dad and im a busy guy. if i watch them usually its in the pub, so really im a p1ssed supporter
Old 11 May 2008, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
thats a lot of games

to cardiff? yeah i have been there thanks

when? when we beat you
Old 11 May 2008, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
Dont bother jay stick with ya calib mine just blew again as in another engine yesterday morning im sick of the mondy now

wheres that olympic torch when you need it

again, fecking hell dan, who fitted the other engine? did you get a warranty?
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
decking is now sprayed, got b & q's own sprayer, only took 10 mins to do, looks he bees knees. Cut the holes for the decking lights, jus need a electrician to put an outside socket in. #cough#

what will be funny now though is if it aint dried and you have got the downpour we have just had, that would make me giggle a lot, in fact a bit like this
Old 11 May 2008, 05:35 PM
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Well he is going to replace the engine again the only problem is he dosn't have one so i think im going to wait a while
this means going to have to settle another car @£160.00pw
how long for is anyones guess
Old 11 May 2008, 05:43 PM
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the engine had a noise which sounded like a tensioner so i was going to buy all the stuff from fords again but yesterday morning i came home to use the loo went out started it up it sounded rattly as hell then when i turned the steering it cut out turned it over and its camchain has broke or jumped off
spins over really quick like broken cambelt
told him what was up and he said he put a new camchain tensioner on it
obviously hadn't done a proper job tho......
Old 11 May 2008, 05:45 PM
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The only problem i have now is im so skint because i never got over the last engine going
no car no cash its that simple
Old 11 May 2008, 08:28 PM
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Scoob is going next Saturday

but I will be welcoming a shiny new motor in its place

So anyone want a TSL front strut brace or bugeye STI front grille?

The alloys might be up for sale as well
Old 11 May 2008, 10:31 PM
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COME ON BORO

8 - 1

Did Man City turn up

Old 12 May 2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
Well he is going to replace the engine again the only problem is he dosn't have one so i think im going to wait a while
this means going to have to settle another car @£160.00pw
how long for is anyones guess

if i were you then daniel, i would be phoning everywhere to get a engine for him to buy
Old 12 May 2008, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
The only problem i have now is im so skint because i never got over the last engine going
no car no cash its that simple

bloody hell mate
Old 12 May 2008, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Scoob is going next Saturday

but I will be welcoming a shiny new motor in its place

So anyone want a TSL front strut brace or bugeye STI front grille?

The alloys might be up for sale as well
you going to pm me with what you have done or post it on here?

im kinda excited
Old 12 May 2008, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what will be funny now though is if it aint dried and you have got the downpour we have just had, that would make me giggle a lot, in fact a bit like this
would have been funny yeah


fortunately it was over 3 hours after I had finished before the first rain, and as the hot sun shines in my garden it was totally dry
Old 12 May 2008, 08:18 AM
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morning all
Old 12 May 2008, 08:26 AM
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gonna put the decking lights in tonight, holes are there so just a matter of threading the cables to the weatherproof IP56 box
Old 12 May 2008, 08:27 AM
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then, running the armoured cable upto the house
Old 12 May 2008, 08:28 AM
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and simply connecting it up to some power source
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should look the business, a nice decked area with blue led lights
Old 12 May 2008, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you going to pm me with what you have done or post it on here?

im kinda excited
A pre reg Focus ST in bright red
Old 12 May 2008, 08:33 AM
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need to do some nvq today
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
A pre reg Focus ST in bright red

nice colour, and you dont see too many red focus about
Old 12 May 2008, 10:28 AM
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Finnally a war - our aliance is kicking off but most are out of my range - fecking weak *******

COME on I want it to go nucular

Morning BTW

wheres Ric - speedymonkey and Pete is like 4 days inactive
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