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Feb 26, 2008 | 02:38 PM

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Oh yes

Feb 26, 2008 | 05:19 PM

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evening

Feb 26, 2008 | 05:35 PM

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Feb 26, 2008 | 05:36 PM

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you ok Pete ??

Feb 26, 2008 | 05:44 PM

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im not to bad thanks liz

how about you?

Feb 26, 2008 | 05:47 PM

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yeah im ok thanx

Feb 26, 2008 | 06:30 PM

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Feb 26, 2008 | 08:55 PM

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evening peeps anyone there???

Feb 26, 2008 | 09:45 PM

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Feb 26, 2008 | 09:57 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

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metrosexaul moneys

1. drives an estate car

2. screams for help when stuck under a car with gearbox

3. wife wears the pants

4. goes on about being "cuddly"

5. wife gets a new car , he drives an old banger

6. fits a 4 paddle clutch and winges about judder all the fookin time

1. you drive your sisters mgf with the roof down

2. i never screamed i just said help in a loud voice

3. i let her wear them

4. at least i admit it

5. my wife ferries the baby round, he comes first

6. its a pile of 5hite and going soon

Feb 26, 2008 | 09:58 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

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Mate is a fireman and said the exact same!! has seen some horrific injuries due to women sitting so close to the wheel

PS the steering wheel on the Jazz is adjustable so should not touch her legs!!

the jazz is a cheap and nasty pile of poo

Feb 26, 2008 | 09:59 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

i need a new clutch, going to cost me a fair few quid though, will need the flywheel skimming again as well

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:17 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

im hoping howie is free this friday so i can build his gate for him

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:17 PM

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if you get a lightened fly wheel what difference does it make?

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:18 PM

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and are they really worth £150?

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:19 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

my backs hurting, its that fecking crappy jazz i went out in before

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:19 PM

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i really want my clutch doing, if you drove my car you would understand just how bad it is

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:21 PM

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i dont know what to do though its not like its cheap, i could kill techniclutch the gits, oh yes sir it beds in after a while

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:23 PM

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wonder where everyone is ?

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:24 PM

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howie has just text'd me, not good news though, i dont think he loves me much anymore, mind you he sent me a text about sex before

hes just not my type though

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:27 PM

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got to work silly hours all weekend and next week, im supervising a project that im in charge of in work, its an upgrade of the computer system on the rolling roads

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:28 PM

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hoping to pick the wifes car back up off howies mate as well, suppose to take it into the garage so they can confirm its in mint condition for a part ex

i wont say anything about the repair if you dont ok

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:29 PM

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doubt ill get to the garage over the weekend though so they'll have to wait

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:30 PM

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her car gets built on the 24th march and then we get it 3 weeks later

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:30 PM

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when we bought the house just over 5 years ago she had a ka, she crashed it twice and wrecked the clutch

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:31 PM

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she then got another brand new car, a fiesta, yes she crashed that twice as well

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:32 PM

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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08

she then got a puma, she never crashed this one, she got it key'd right down the side though and managed to wreck the gearbox and the brakes

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:33 PM

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then she got a focus, yes she crashed it into a parked car on christmas eve

Feb 26, 2008 | 10:34 PM

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so itll be 5 cars in 5 years, and 4 of them wrecked in some way

i may run a book on what she does to this one

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Feb 26, 2008 | 10:39 PM

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wonder if james wants these couches? i may get a sign made an put up in the local shops