you seem to be more interested in liverpool than man utd

 

not really, just rubbing it in

 

true true, he needs to learn how to drive first though, distance between cars dont mean jack **** to si first time he was behind me i thought i was towing him he was that close

 

are there any "genuine" low milers still out there

a higher miler with a long history could prove a better car, not too high obviously

what year were they sold on

 

is she fat ugly and blind then? youve been going on about her for ages, she probably said it once to you to make her boyfrien jelous and you wont let it drop

oh and ive never owned a metro so what are you on about

 

im off to make a brew

 

311 which is more than you

 

just a pity i wont bite then aint it

 

howie what did you mate say about the wifes car?

 

your kettle has more torque than your car

 

my wife has got a honda jazz as a hire car, she said its fecking awful an has the worst driving position on the world, her knees are rubbing under the steering wheel, she's only 5ft for ***** sake imagine if i drove it

 

has pete fixed your gate yet howie?

 

right im off im pooped

 

i would still leave you in my dust son

 

shows how much you know

im not fixing anything im making them from scratch

 

the time thats it taking you you must be growing the fooking trees as well

 

not big nor clever

 

moff to watch some crap on the tv before i go to bed

night all

 

i know why her knees are touching the wheel , she sits that far forward and high up,

i went to get in the focus from where you parked it, it was dark and just went to get in !!!

i got my leg wedged under the steering wheel and hit my head on the door aperture
i had to get back out and push the seat back

on a serious note ste, sitting that close could very dangerous if the airbag went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

be carefull what you say about honda jazz, andy-s has one and thinks they are going to take over from diesel cars

sorry i forgot he designs racecars and he's been on topgear , he must be right

 

morning numty's

its p1ssing down here

 

metrosexaul moneys

1. drives an estate car
2. screams for help when stuck under a car with gearbox
3. wife wears the pants
4. goes on about being "cuddly"
5. wife gets a new car , he drives an old banger
6. fits a 4 paddle clutch and winges about judder all the fookin time

 

morning all

 

Morning peeps

Another busy day so not much time for spamming

Back for a nosey later though

 

hi and bye Si


im a poet dont you know

 

absolutly FPMSL!

 

Mate is a fireman and said the exact same!! has seen some horrific injuries due to women sitting so close to the wheel

PS the steering wheel on the Jazz is adjustable so should not touch her legs!!

 

OK whos lurking

 

No one

 

Surely not