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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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There's more to it than that but people might be watching.
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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Hohum.
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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Right. Off to get some work done.

In a bit.
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:47 PM
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Paul your boss is talking out of his a***

I've been dealing with customers and suppliers for the past 10 years, having a bit of a laugh and banter is a good thing as it builds up relationships as a result they tend to go the extra mile with you.

Tell your boss from me he's a tw*t
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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afternoon all

Paul, agree with Chief, your boss has **** features for a head

Also why dont you say to your boss, that you will do an nvq level * in customer service (at their expense) the one I am doing has quite a bit on building customer relations and rapports etc.
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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I by the way wrote the book "Good customer service, a true guide"
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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i think most bosses r c*cks 2 be honest, cos mine definately is
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 03:15 PM
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I like to think I am a good boss, im approachable, funny, I fart and blame other people (in a customers office as well really funny that one), but I can also have a serious side as well
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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im sure u r jay wen your not talking about work haha! my dads a boss and i bet he's a rite handful in work but he's funny back at home!
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 05:39 PM
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evenin people
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
evenin people
mr higham

were have you been hiding
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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hows your bezzie mate with the range rover
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:40 PM
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evenin all
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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see mr state is spreading now and posting corner posts in other threads
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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was round mosely common today but didnt see no scoob. saw a few things for sale on the corner though! :

Low oil light came on in my car today
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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right im offski to watch the might milanski pumell the disorientated redski.
Then I am going to watch jumper

not even having a beer, been well over a week now
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:43 PM
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mr money, you sorted any pics yet?
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 07:44 PM
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could feckin do with a beer actually, may send the mrs out for some

mouths drier than a nun whos had a hysteroctomy
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
could feckin do with a beer actually, may send the mrs out for some

mouths drier than a nun whos had a hysteroctomy
As dry as a camels armpit?
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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ooooooh the reds are back in town, the reds are back in town oh yeah!!
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:42 PM
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probably get beat at the weekend though
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
was round mosely common today but didnt see no scoob. saw a few things for sale on the corner though! :

Low oil light came on in my car today
that pile of **** , camper thing is nothing to do with me

think the ar*eh*le you it belongs too lives in tyldesley

they have pinched my sales plot
too many people gossiping about what i do, so they start putting alsorts of crap in my spot, thinking they will do ok
and they just leave it there for days, which annoys the locals, who then phone the council
wish they'd **** off back to there own spot
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
see mr state is spreading now and posting corner posts in other threads
the leigh thread has come alive again after months in the dark :

you won't see my subaru about as its sorned
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:59 PM
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just got back from buying another car

what is it






















2007 56-reg citroen picasso
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 10:01 PM
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How can anyone act so p***ed? surely he must have been piddled when he did this

Go on Willie!!!!


YouTube - WILLIE ROSS - RITA SUE AND BOB
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
just got back from buying another car

what is it

2007 56-reg citroen picasso
What do you want a bus for Howard

Off to see a '1' at the weekend (as long as the feckin garage doesn't sell it in the meantime )
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
How can anyone act so p***ed? surely he must have been piddled when he did this

Go on Willie!!!!


YouTube - WILLIE ROSS - RITA SUE AND BOB

fookin great film

the scene in front of the flats , the old boy on the balcony "up the ira"
and the last scene, "its not my fault i'm a ***i"

and i've been in some flats that look like that one, in salford as it happens , people walkin round bare foot, spreading dog **** round the house , then they ask if you want a brew
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 10:16 PM
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Watch me bleedin' ormaments

'they're alright'

Class
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Old Feb 19, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
What do you want a bus for Howard

Off to see a '1' at the weekend (as long as the feckin garage doesn't sell it in the meantime )
good for business lord scooby si
had about 12/15 of them in last 3years

if i had a wr1 i would ring you up and play you off against another buyer, see if i could get more than the asking price


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