the wife text'd me this morning and said she had just crashed into someone in tesco, i honestly felt like crying, the bloody bitch was april fooling me first time ever, i was not a happy bunny

 

im off have a nice night people

 

 

mawnin

 

mrs did that to me on saturday, however someone had hit her and it was no joke

fooking next door neighbour is a lady of the night (all the other neighbours think so) and her current boyfriend is a little short ****.

When she let me know on saturday she said it may have been him as he had damage on his van and was now parking in a different place. I went round to the house to enquire about it with the possible intention of decking someone and then the door opened and I couldnt see anyone at first

Had to re focus my eyes and look for the little people

 

 

morning numptys

 

Morning H

 

mornin carl, hows things today

 

this citroen picasso is doing my head in
can't get parts anywhere, they're that popular everyone is repairing them, so every part is scooped up asap, even the scousers haven't got anything

 

right better go, got loads on

 

Seeya later mate

 

Afternoon spammers.

 

How the devil are we all?

 

My brother has bought a 228bhp RX-8.

 

 

With the entire options list ticked by the sounds of things too.

 

It's in the fastest colour too.

 

We both swore we would never choose black cars again.

 

Mine got dirty just sitting at work the other day.

 

Bloody tipper waggons going to and from Media city throwing dust all over the place.

 

MAHER drivers are the worst.

 

I went out at lunchtime yesterday to find one pretty much understeering towards me.

 

He must've had his foot to the floor.

 

Afternoon spammers

 

Hohum. It's in the past now.

 

Right. Back to work. See you all soon.

 

Hi and bye from me!

 

Hello and bye from me too loads of work to do and then a meeting after work too