Notices
Northern (England) Northern Meetings & Events

SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:30 AM
  #51631  
51st state's Avatar
51st state
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
Default

he did say he'd been to eddies motor spares
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:31 AM
  #51632  
51st state's Avatar
51st state
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
Default

corner

corner


Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:34 AM
  #51633  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Originally Posted by 51st state
pretty women is on now

julia roberts in those thigh boots
Oh yes
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:35 AM
  #51634  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Morning all BTW

Feckin Monday again

Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes yesterday as well

I had a great day thanks for asking





Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:48 AM
  #51635  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

morning Sc00by Si

Happy belated birthday wishes (didnt know)

and remember, they say life begins at 40 so dont worry
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:05 AM
  #51636  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by 51st state
having problems with is chavilier
no probs apart from it being slow, oh and the offside wing mirror glass falling out

luckily eddies had some sheet you can cut to size, so one template later and hey preston, new mirror in place
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:08 AM
  #51637  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
morning Sc00by Si

Happy belated birthday wishes (didnt know)

and remember, they say life begins at 40 so dont worry
Hey I'm not with the elder members of the SMACS fraternity yet
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:08 AM
  #51638  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

morning all btw
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:09 AM
  #51639  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Hey I'm not with the elder members of the SMACS fraternity yet
your probably younger than me
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:38 AM
  #51640  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

police chopper was out in force in the early hours of this morning
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:57 AM
  #51641  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

probably looking for a shaguar driver wearing a beanie, listening to weird music
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 10:27 AM
  #51642  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Morning all BTW

Feckin Monday again

Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes yesterday as well

I had a great day thanks for asking





happy birthday simon, 47 an you dont look it, that paper round was nice to you mate
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 11:00 AM
  #51643  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
happy birthday simon, 47 an you dont look it, that paper round was nice to you mate
Man you are sooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 11:28 AM
  #51644  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

think im gonna look for a part time job for evenings/weekends

anyone any ideas? (not going to pimp my body out although I would make an absolute fortune)
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 11:46 AM
  #51645  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

. . Home>Customers>Search for a job My Favourites

Here are the job details [help]
Back to Results
Save This Job
Next Job Previous Job



Job Title ESCORTS SSF/7057

LocationSALFORD, LANCASHIRE
Hours2+ PER WEEK, DAYS, EVENINGS AND NIGHTS, BETWEEN MON-SUN
Wage £100 PER HOUR
Work PatternDays , Evenings , Nights , Weekends
PensionNo details held
DurationPERMANENT ONLY



Description
Vacancy not suitable for under 18's. You must be polite mannered with good communication skills. The ability to deal with people at all levels is essential. Duties will include escorting clients to corporate functions, dinner parties and other social events at various locations throughout the Manchester area which may cause embarrassment to some people. Hours and days are flexible and to suit the applicant. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Exempted vacancy - Employment Equality Act (Age) Regulations 2006.



How to apply
For further details please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am - 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am - 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and ask for job reference SSF/7057.




If you are looking for work, Tax Credits could top up your earnings
This vacancy meets the requirements of the National Minimum Wage Act



Previous Job Next Job
Back to Results
Printer Friendly Version Save This Job



Go to...
Help
About Us
Site Search
Site Map
Jobcentre Plus Application Form
Give us your opinions

View...
How to get there
Local Events
Frequently Asked Questions
Freedom of Information

Jobsearch...
Jobs and Skills, a different way to search for jobs, training and careers


Contact...
Jobcentre Plus

Useful Contacts
DWP
Child Support Agency
Targeting Benefit Thieves
The Pension Service
Directgov


Cymraeg
Text Only
Disclaimer
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 11:47 AM
  #51646  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

£100 per hour
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:37 PM
  #51647  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

bollox to joinery im going getting a new job



























The ability to deal with people at all levels is essential.

bugger!!! thats me fcuked
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:39 PM
  #51648  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Peter do us a favour and send me another load of tech ive just sent you - good lads allround

Im depressed ATM
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:39 PM
  #51649  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

evening people


thats monday over and thank **** for that
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:40 PM
  #51650  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Peter do us a favour and send me another load of tech ive just sent you - good lads allround

Im depressed ATM

no worries

whats up fella
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:41 PM
  #51651  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Cheers - its my job m8 ive never been in this situation before - companys gone into administration today
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:41 PM
  #51652  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

peter!!!!!!

did your finger slip onto the r button or something
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:42 PM
  #51653  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Cheers - its my job m8 ive never been in this situation before - companys gone into administration today

****!!!
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 06:57 PM
  #51654  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Cheers - its my job m8 ive never been in this situation before - companys gone into administration today
sorry to hear about that
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:09 PM
  #51655  
51st state's Avatar
51st state
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Cheers - its my job m8 ive never been in this situation before - companys gone into administration today
i hope it all works out in the end justin

administration doesn't automatically mean reduncies

anyway i'm sure the smacs lot will help you all they can,
if i can help i certainly will mate , just ask
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:11 PM
  #51656  
51st state's Avatar
51st state
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by pete higham
bollox to joinery im going getting a new job






























bugger!!! thats me fcuked


Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:13 PM
  #51657  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

2jobs that caught my eye were the escort job @100 per hour, of a pizza delivery in west houghton for domins
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:14 PM
  #51658  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

gonna lok into plumbing now I think as a part time thing. Could start by installing outside taps, easy as pie
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:14 PM
  #51659  
51st state's Avatar
51st state
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,919
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
probably looking for a shaguar driver wearing a beanie, listening to weird music
who's been telling stories then

you can't trust anyone to keep a secret
Reply
Old Jan 28, 2008 | 07:15 PM
  #51660  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

just picked my nose and I have been cuting up birds eye chillis

nose now burns and left eye waters
Reply



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:09 AM.