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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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subaru was running on 3 cylinders,
so after letting it warm up , give a little throttle to try and clear it
oops, it let off a bomb again
anyway took it for spin around the block and it cleared,

but the wingeing old witch across the road was at the window pulling a face
bet she's onto the council tomorrow

think i'll get an old banger ready,
if the council turn up, i'll drive the car through her garden and flattern her fence
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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corner

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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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east lancs was busy with people racing tonight
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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herd a couple of subaru's giving it full throttle
and some other turbo car later on racing another car off the lights
plus plenty of bikes

dry night must of brought them all out
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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its a pain listerning to it all

i'm stuck under a car working and all i can hear is cars and bikes screaming down the lancs
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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Alright folks
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:40 PM
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evening all
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:40 PM
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anyone know who this "nick" (corrie) is

he's turning up next thursday anyway

his location, "coronation street"

i suppose he could live on coronation street
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:41 PM
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evening chief

evening stressynutz
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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just watching gordon ramsey

just finished my dinner
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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Whats everyone up to?
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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i think you got that extreamly wrong H
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im lookin for rear discs

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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
im lookin for rear discs

well i found a classic subaru STI with a very bad dent in the front
engine was shoved back,
still in one piece though

anyone need an engine

drivers seat was bent and ripped
proper STI seats
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Whats everyone up to?
i'm busy chief , got to sort a couple of cars before friday, plus i'm driving a skip wagon tomoorrow afternoon and friday

its going tobe a push but its got tobe done, i'm away on saturday for a week
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Whats everyone up to?
whats happened to the **** up

you name the time and date

but no one has put there name on the list

i'd change the date to the 8th mate and make it evening
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:52 PM
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Bloody hell Howard how many weeks do you have off a year????
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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see you all in the morning

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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
whats happened to the **** up

you name the time and date

but no one has put there name on the list

i'd change the date to the 8th mate and make it evening
Thought you was away on teh 8th???
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Originally Posted by 51st state
see you all in the morning


Laters mate
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Bloody hell Howard how many weeks do you have off a year????
as many as possible mate

remember, i don't get paid for holidays,
**** it , you only live once
and i aint wanting to look back and want to change something

i'm also away again on march the 8th
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:57 PM
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jesus i only get 3 weeks a year

i need to go self employed
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Thought you was away on teh 8th???
i'll catch up with you another time chief
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i'll catch up with you another time chief

Ok mate
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
well i found a classic subaru STI with a very bad dent in the front
engine was shoved back,
still in one piece though

anyone need an engine

drivers seat was bent and ripped
proper STI seats
shame its not a bug eye of a blob eye, i need a new boot carpet
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 11:33 PM
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Whats up with every one tonight???


I know why Money's is not on

Come on west Ham


Pete should be on gloating, top of the league again!!

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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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liverpool are sh1te







































i love it
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


speak of the devil and he arrives


So what happened to liverpool then LOL
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then again they have beat us the last 3 league games
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