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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 05:50 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
thats not my place, my place is halewood, my brother is currently working in dagenham though
im talkin about the whole empire old bean
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:02 PM
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i just had a crackin dump when i got home. Brought tears to my eyes. note to self, drink more water
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:23 PM
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I had a dump earlier too, but can't remember the fine details, I didn't take too much notice

You lot need bombarding with airfresheners
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:24 PM
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Drink more fresh orange and eat raisins
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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Breastmilk and antibiotics seems to be keeping someone's nappies watery right now

The nnoise he makes when he fills them make his dad proud, takes after him, he does
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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raisins are from the devil OJ is nice though - Im hungry
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:28 PM
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I'm hungry again, had an apple not all that long ago
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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Prunes? Figs? *shrug*

I'm OK, I have shredded wheat fruitful or them weetabix crispflakes with fruit for breakfast, lunch usually consists of a cheese sarnie, a probiotic yogut drink, a banana and today on top of that I had a bag of dry roasted peanuts and a cake bar which I don't normally have, then I had an apple. Don't know what's for tea yet, but I usually have more fruit afterwards or sometimes before if I'm peckish and often have either cake/ chocolate/ yogurt etc for a dessert, I am constantly hungry and thirsty with feeding baby
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I am constantly hungry and thirsty with feeding baby
not surprised with the amount of times you get your narks out during the day!
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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did no one like my joke before
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
did no one like my joke before
No

Stick to the day job
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
not surprised with the amount of times you get your narks out during the day!
PMSL

I can't help it, I have to feed him when he's hungry or he will starve!
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
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Stick to the day job
i get the impression you dont like me
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
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I can't help it, I have to feed him when he's hungry or he will starve!
there for the baby though, not sonic
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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evening stressy
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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right im off for a quick shower as i am rather sweaty as just been running. to say I am fecked is an understatement. heart rate went upto 174
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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my feet stink like french mouldy cheese
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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and I hate the french
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:41 PM
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gonna watch hitman as well in a bit

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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:03 PM
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evening Jay

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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just had a medium size dump
fookin ell justin can't you say anything constructive
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
It feckin stank too
bad diet ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
right im off for a quick shower as i am rather sweaty as just been running. to say I am fecked is an understatement. heart rate went upto 174
sounds like you've been out around atherton on a saturday night
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 09:48 PM
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the house on "grand designs" is taking shape now

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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:00 PM
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Evening gimps



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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:03 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:04 PM
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evening all
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
i get the impression you dont like me

Don't they have sarcasm over your way

I t w a s a b i t o f b a n t e r
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