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a man was driving his can when it began to splutter and eventually stopped.
As it stopped a bee flew into the car and asked the man what the problem was.
the driver explained that he thought he had run out of fuel, so the bee said hold on I will in a bit
Next minute a load of bees flew into the petrol tank and then left it again.
The main bee then said to the driver okay try to start it now.
to the drivers amazement, the car started. He was overjoyed.
He asked the bee what they had done in the tank,
to which thee bee replied Bee Pee

gettit, BP
As it stopped a bee flew into the car and asked the man what the problem was.
the driver explained that he thought he had run out of fuel, so the bee said hold on I will in a bit
Next minute a load of bees flew into the petrol tank and then left it again.
The main bee then said to the driver okay try to start it now.
to the drivers amazement, the car started. He was overjoyed.
He asked the bee what they had done in the tank,
to which thee bee replied Bee Pee

gettit, BP
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Is it just me or is this site running reaaaaalllllly slow today? 
It's taking over a minute for the page to load!
I don't know if it's the site, my laptop or our internet connection
Either way it's pissing me off

It's taking over a minute for the page to load!

I don't know if it's the site, my laptop or our internet connection

Either way it's pissing me off
.......*SMACS*...........
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
its defo this site as it does it with me on work PC and home PC - every other site i use loads fast as **** - SN is pants but its running ok for now





