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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:48 PM
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got a nice new t-shirt to put on for my drinking later
Clearly not a pulling shirt though as youre a happily married father of one.
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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.....and I make that 700!!
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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im going to town tomorrow to get myself some new sunglasses of the prscription kind, i get £180 a year off the kind people of medicash to get glasses so i may as well use them
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:50 PM
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I just had to get some new ones as its 9 years since my last pair (mostly wear my contacts).
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:50 PM
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Clearly not a pulling shirt though as youre a happily married father of one.

nowt wrong with a bit of flirting with the opposite sex though, after all if i kept mysely to just my mife it would be a disgrace to the woman of this world
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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.....and I make that 700!!

well done graham we did it now do we hang round for the 21k mark
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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True, it would be a crime against humanity to deny the fairer sex at such a tender age.
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:52 PM
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well done graham we did it now do we hang round for the 21k mark
Hmm they might have to rename the thread the moneys and beefy corner at this rate!
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:52 PM
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I just had to get some new ones as its 9 years since my last pair (mostly wear my contacts).

my wife wears contacts, i love girls with glasses though, kind of dirty secretery thing
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:53 PM
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Hmm they might have to rename the thread the moneys and beefy corner at this rate!

bloody right they will, there used to be some other people who came on here but you dont see them anymore, peter highman, richard someone and justin wheres my sponge gone, i think that was there names
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:53 PM
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my wife wears contacts, i love girls with glasses though, kind of dirty secretery thing
I'm not sure I even dare to ask. Unfortunately a lot of attractive women choose contact lenses over glasses these days.
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:54 PM
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why beefy then mr beef?
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:55 PM
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bloody right they will, there used to be some other people who came on here but you dont see them anymore, peter highman, richard someone and justin wheres my sponge gone, i think that was there names
Im just a newbie in there presence, good old-fashioned honest post whorers the lot of 'em.
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I'm not sure I even dare to ask. Unfortunately a lot of attractive women choose contact lenses over glasses these days.

its great when they have there glasses on and there hair tied up, reminds me of a stripper i saw many years ago, god she was gorgeous lovely personality as well
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Im just a newbie in there presence, good old-fashioned honest post whorers the lot of 'em.

i dont like them to be honest, they annoy me
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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come on 14 to go, mind you there is penalties on now
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nearly there, you can do it graham
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Originally Posted by moneys
why beefy then mr beef?
When I first started playing hockey the name got used a few times by some of the lads and it just sort of stuck. It sort of rhymes with my surname too, that and me being a fairly big unit anyway!
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thats it we can see the 21k now, god we'll be heroes, they'll rename scoobynet at this rate never mind this thread
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:58 PM
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lol we can rest our weary hands at last, what a momentous day.
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 04:59 PM
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When I first started playing hockey the name got used a few times by some of the lads and it just sort of stuck. It sort of rhymes with my surname too, that and me being a fairly big unit anyway!

you played hockey?????????????????? as in the game were girls wear little pleated skirts?

you've got a big unit? i dont wish to know about your unit thankyou very much. as i always say its not the size of the wave but the notion of the ocean
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 05:00 PM
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lol we can rest our weary hands at last, what a momentous day.

hey get them hands a workin we still have work to do
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chelsea are poo at pens
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Yeah hockey was played at school, thats how I got into it. Loved the fact you could whack people with sticks as part of the game and never really looked back after that. Tours to the Isle of Man were the best parts, solid drinking for 5 days with a bit of running round in the middle.
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your hanging back to get the 21k post arent ya
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Whats the score in the footy?
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Yeah hockey was played at school, thats how I got into it. Loved the fact you could whack people with sticks as part of the game and never really looked back after that. Tours to the Isle of Man were the best parts, solid drinking for 5 days with a bit of running round in the middle.

dont be trying to make it sound all manly now. what did you have to wear?
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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your hanging back to get the 21k post arent ya
Nah I think its only fair you get it, youve done alot more of the work here than me!
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Whats the score in the footy?

3.0 on pens to man utd, van der sar saved 3 pens from the over payed chelsea rent boys
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Old Aug 5, 2007 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
dont be trying to make it sound all manly now. what did you have to wear?
Not skirts thats for sure (except when on tour!)
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