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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 06:35 AM
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I'VE HAD NO BEER FOR 2 WEEKS

will see if i can keep it going , think i'm going T TOTAL
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 06:35 AM
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:14 AM
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Early spam sesh from Howard there

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Morning all BTW

Not the end of the working week for me though - gotta do a few hours tomorrow as well
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 10:20 AM
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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look at it , beautifull

shame its not the diesel version monkey of speed !!
There nice cars, the bloke across the road from me has one, having said that he's been a retired old man for about 15 years tho, just like most of the owners
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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I wash it for him, as he cant manage, and i feel sorry for him
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
I'VE HAD NO BEER FOR 2 WEEKS

will see if i can keep it going , think i'm going T TOTAL
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
T.F.I FRIDAY

I'll second that!!
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
I'VE HAD NO BEER FOR 2 WEEKS

will see if i can keep it going , think i'm going T TOTAL
I feel guilty as I'm partly responsible for the lack of alcohol.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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And I don't have a Makro card.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Costco don't do them - well, the one I went to in Edinburgh doesn't.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Where else does Lowies?
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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Might actually wash the car over the weekend.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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Even if it's raining.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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And the inside hasn't been cleaned for nearly 4 months.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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Was thinking of going to the cinema tonight but I don't think the pair of us would be able to stay awake.
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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Won't be going anywhere if I don't finish this work though.

Oh well.

See you all soon.


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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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hello people, im ripping up floor tiles in the kitchen, **** me its hard work them ceramic one's
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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hammer chisel, elbow grease, beer
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 05:14 PM
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i stuck in feckin work still

Im off though on monday, but not a day I am looking forward to
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello people, im ripping up floor tiles in the kitchen, **** me its hard work them ceramic one's
Fookin DIY pussies
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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you seem a bit sober zip dave
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you seem a bit sober zip dave
At the moment my dear man at the moment
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:14 PM
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YIK UP GETTING THIER
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you seem a bit sober zip dave
talking of alcohol !!!!!

you watching itv1 now
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:20 PM
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talking of alcohol !!!!!

you watching itv1 now
To much info their Howard and do i look like a weak man
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:25 PM
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ed the man in the programme used tobe a reporter for the bbc earning over £100k , started drinking and gambleing , crashing sports cars

ended up putting his family in £250k worth of debt


they sold the house to pay it off and wife kicked him out
now he sleeps on park benches and survives on £56 a week ,
which he spends on alcohol
vodka for breakfast
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
To much info their Howard and do i look like a weak man
i wasn't pointing a finger mr zip

just amazed by the programme , can't believe what someone can do with there lives
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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GOD I AM BORD I THINK I MITE DRINK A BOTTEL OF VODKA
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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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i wasn't pointing a finger mr zip

just amazed by the programme , can't believe what someone can do with there lives
Joking just like usual it must have gone wrong somewhere though
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