SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner
Be careful of taking up 2 spaces, especially in a pay and display carpark. I got a ticket a while back at the peel centre in stockport for doing just that
I contested the ticket, as the carpark was almost empty where I was, but the rules state you must park in a marked bay, no execeptions
I contested the ticket, as the carpark was almost empty where I was, but the rules state you must park in a marked bay, no execeptions
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Spent an hour and 20mins cleaning my brother's girlfriend's car today.
Pretty good results considering the lack of effort needed!




Shame I can't say the same about my car. An hour's blast around the back lanes of the Cheshire Plains and look what happens!










Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Edited to show what the car looked like prior to the run out:
Pretty good results considering the lack of effort needed!




Shame I can't say the same about my car. An hour's blast around the back lanes of the Cheshire Plains and look what happens!










Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Edited to show what the car looked like prior to the run out:
Last edited by paulthejambo; Aug 20, 2006 at 08:42 PM.
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Oh, if anybody likes Pheasant, I can tell you where there is a fresh dead one. Although it'll probably have the imprint of my Yoko Parada Spec 2's on it. Stupid animal. No harm done to the car thankfully.
Should have stopped and picked it up, I know a superb cheif who could have cooked it for us
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From: Wagons rolllllll yippee kai ayyy ..errrr ...etc ..etc
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.

.......*SMACS*...........
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.

- thats top drawer
- a quality find
- the G/F just shook her head
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Originally Posted by cw42
What did you do to the mini Paul?
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
yes come on - what did you use?
you can always get black looking like a mirror, blues still better though 
you can always get black looking like a mirror, blues still better though 
Mark's g/f wouldn't even notice if her car had swirls in the paint, just as long as it looks "pretty". So a pro might cough and splutter about the workmanship but she really isn't bothered. It looks good from a distance! And now, all her mates have seen the car and want their's doing too - Kerching!!

Originally Posted by 500
did you do a rally stage in your car paul 

Originally Posted by Beefy
Paul youre a legend, I was having a bad day until I watched that! Certainly one of the funniest spoofs Ive seen in a long time, I think my sides have quite literally split. 

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Just seen this now
- thats top drawer
- a quality find
- the G/F just shook her head 
- thats top drawer
- a quality find
- the G/F just shook her head 
Girls never find farting funny anyway!
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Found this on another SN thread somewhere:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...27920989087401
Had to post it here too. Sorry if you think I'm immature, despite turning 26 today, but it made me laugh.

n me little bro couldnt stop laughing at it
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Sorry guys, but another video to share with you.
Only in India:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...904740&q=India
Reminds me of that advert..... possibly for Zurich?
Only in India:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...904740&q=India
Reminds me of that advert..... possibly for Zurich?
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by pete higham
is there anybody out there!!!!!!
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
i know paul is kicking about anybody else bored on friday night?
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by pete higham
probably


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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
true. did you see them on the news before the little ****s sitting there with there hoodie,s on waving guns round saying how they run things
muppets dont run sh*t in there little world maybe but not mine
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by pete higham
nah
muppets dont run sh*t
in there little world maybe but not mine
muppets dont run sh*t in there little world maybe but not mine
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
right adam e-mailed me before he was in his mum,s (bit out of order e-mailin someone whilst visiting your mum i feel) and he wanted to chat (probably wanted to admit that my wagonis better than jen,s p1) he,s got till 10.55 to get on line or i,m off to bed. so adam if you read this i,ll speak to you tomorrow mate
p.s take care of pete everyone he,s very emotional and fairly fragile at the moment
p.s take care of pete everyone he,s very emotional and fairly fragile at the moment



