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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
about 40 mpg, but the hills kill the mpg TBH can get about 48 on a run
40 mpg sounds ok
Should be fine for the sort of trips i'll be doing in it, just knocking about!
Not that many many hills between our house and mcr

Do you have a dual car insurance!
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:27 AM
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Yooooooooooooooo
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:34 AM
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Feckin boerin bastrasds
im eatin falafells some sort od indizan ssh11111t
feckin really nice actually
im so pissed i sdont know what the fexk im eatin, some just deropped down m y leg
still, it teastwes well nice so i ain t cmplainen

CVome on hayttten, knock oyur tgeT
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:35 AM
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i HOPE hATTON WOOPES THAT NOBNHESD
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:36 AM
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I WAIDH I COULD SATY UP AND WATXCJ THE FIGHT
i HAVE TO BE ION WOTRK AT 9AM
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
i HOPE hATTON WOOPES THAT NOBNHESD
morning monkey of speed
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I WAIDH I COULD SATY UP AND WATXCJ THE FIGHT
i HAVE TO BE ION WOTRK AT 9AM
you don't know what work is anyway , , why start now
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:39 AM
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Amire kharn absolutely batterd his ioppeniont

wamb bamb thank you d1ck head

Yop hpt kjnocoker tghe **** put
biiiiaaaach strupiod fool
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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a UO bIG h
iM BATTE4RDE
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you don't know what work is anyway , , why start now
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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monkey boy wwaahhaaayyy
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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INM OY GONA SYART
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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im just chillin at howards, are you watchin the fight?
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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DICK HEAD
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:44 AM
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FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK UUU
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:48 AM
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LA CHOING BHE DIJ TH SHIZZR
YOU LOT ARE SH11T BAGFS
ASSJHOPL4 LIVKERS
TASTE THE SALTW
BIACVHES
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:48 AM
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you are **** faced mate we couldnt tell what you were sayin
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:51 AM
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PETW=E such som niple oy u filthy red bSTERD
YOU SMELL LIKE AN OLD MANMS NUGGET HOLE
EAT A DIRTY FRANNY TAMPON YOU FIKLTRHY RED ****
YOU7 CRANNY S;AG
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:52 AM
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IM AT WORK IN 6 HOURS SO **** YOU YOU TAMPN STAIN
YOU DICK S IOFF
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:54 AM
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ILL GIVE YOU CRANNY FACED WITH A CHINCKY WHIPPER

YOU SALFORD BIZACCH,GET ON YOUR KNEEES ANDF LICK THESalty biff cake

you r bnot dssspescial get lickin flapper tongue
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:57 AM
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fganny
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:57 AM
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i smell soir red
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 01:59 AM
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pete yu smeol like a useed hole
dirty red
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 03:53 AM
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lmfao
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 03:54 AM
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come on hatton
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 06:02 AM
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he was never going to win when mayweather had obviously given a bung to the ref

i have never seen a ref perform that badly

they should have a rematch at the men and have 3 judges, 1 from hyde 1 from ancoats and 1 from ardwick

why were the 3 ringside judges all from nevada (hhhmmmm any guesses where mayweather lives)
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 06:03 AM
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im well fcuked off

cheating fcukin pr1ck
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 06:04 AM
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howard, im sorry for raising my voice in yours before
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 06:05 AM
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might aswell leave it on a even number

night all
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 11:20 AM
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Morning spamsters

WTF was monkey saying last night

"INM OY GONA SYART "

Is that Polish ?
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