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Old 07 October 2007, 11:36 PM
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my dad out of hospital though which is good
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Old 07 October 2007, 11:37 PM
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evening Andy
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my litlte pupster has just farted
Old 07 October 2007, 11:39 PM
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it stinks
Old 07 October 2007, 11:39 PM
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she's now flaked out on the rug
Old 07 October 2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my dad out of hospital though which is good
I hope nothing too serious
Old 07 October 2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
who did stes clutch then, you or him? bet it wasnt him, doesnt seem the mechanically minded type
good guess jay
Old 07 October 2007, 11:40 PM
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some people/animals snore



mine just farts!
Old 07 October 2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
I hope nothing too serious
evening andy
Old 07 October 2007, 11:41 PM
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her little tail moves over when she lets polly out of prison
Old 07 October 2007, 11:42 PM
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Old 07 October 2007, 11:42 PM
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ste's moans and groans from under the car were fookin funny
Old 07 October 2007, 11:43 PM
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Old 07 October 2007, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
I hope nothing too serious
yes has been, got admitted chrimbo day and was in 7 months, got released but had to go into care, and was found collapsed the other week so had to go back to hospital

Finally released back to the home so he is himself again! watching sky all day with the carers!

Thats why I wasnt at the meet on thursday as the home was re assessing him to make sure they could offer the care he needs as warrington general hadnt disclosed full details of his requirements/illness
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I went t ther pubv straight frim workv
Old 07 October 2007, 11:44 PM
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channel 4 now

the "original " alien movie

just getting to the scene were the little alien bursts out of the mans stomach
Old 07 October 2007, 11:45 PM
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****lo off Big H

Im too pissed to give a shiiite at the mionue, still havwe nt had any diner, so mno t bothered
Old 07 October 2007, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I went t ther pubv straight frim workv
your life is hard, eating quality meat everyday and drinking beer!









jammy sod
Old 07 October 2007, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I went t ther pubv straight frim workv

Old 07 October 2007, 11:47 PM
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laalllalal laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaqaaaa

ive had atr least 6 stew;llas so **** iyt yes im waste, and im workin 2moirod



by bye im phizzled
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
****lo off Big H

Im too pissed to give a shiiite at the mionue, still havwe nt had any diner, so mno t bothered


what was that meant to say

rickypolska
Old 07 October 2007, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
ste's moans and groans from under the car were fookin funny

you didnt punch him did you cos obviously he didnt do anything mechanical
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Originally Posted by 51st state
kiss my **** gayu boye
Old 07 October 2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
kiss my **** gayu boye

are you welsh?



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Old 07 October 2007, 11:51 PM
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gfook you gay bots bitches
Old 07 October 2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yes has been, got admitted chrimbo day and was in 7 months, got released but had to go into care, and was found collapsed the other week so had to go back to hospital

Finally released back to the home so he is himself again! watching sky all day with the carers!

Thats why I wasnt at the meet on thursday as the home was re assessing him to make sure they could offer the care he needs as warrington general hadnt disclosed full details of his requirements/illness
Sorry to here that
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you didnt punch him did you cos obviously he didnt do anything mechanical
best bit was when the gearbox slipped back, when refitting and ended up on ste,

i said , lift it up and push it into the clutch !!

reply?
i can't ,, its stuck on my chest
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