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Old 24 July 2008, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Just sent it now mate, sorry i didnt sooner, my heads been all over the place over the las few weeks

it might take a couple of days to accept it, just leave it there
Old 24 July 2008, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
have you been drinking?
Dude, im on tamizapan, pain killers, antibiotics, sleeping pills, and stella's too, just wish i had some ganga too to sort me out
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I necked 2 tamazipan (a whopping 25mills a pop ) whilst grafting on my house before, with the intention of making iy back home 30 minutes later
It took me a bit longer that i thought, and was absolutly FECKED driving home
I know i know, its not good, but i was on a tight deadline and was rushing round like a headless chicken
Ended up twatting my wing mirror off on the way home as i just missed crashing into the next door neighbours car as i was so mashed
Wont be doing that again


LMFAO nugget
Old 24 July 2008, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Dude, im on tamizapan, pain killers, antibiotics, sleeping pills, and stella's too, just wish i had some ganga too to sort me out




thay would just finish you right off
Old 24 July 2008, 12:19 AM
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Had this b4stard whipped out before



I know it looks a littel manky, but apparently its in ok condition
It stinks too, i even licked it to see if it tasted like it did when it was in my mouth, but it only made me heave

Why do i do stupid **** like that
Old 24 July 2008, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Had this b4stard whipped out before



I know it looks a littel manky, but apparently its in ok condition
It stinks too, i even licked it to see if it tasted like it did when it was in my mouth, but it only made me heave

Why do i do stupid **** like that

******* hell

licking it! ffs
Old 24 July 2008, 12:22 AM
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ooohhhhh thats gonna ache in the morning as that will have left a pretty big hole
Old 24 July 2008, 12:22 AM
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Ill bring it to the next meet mate, you can have a sniff if you like
You cant have a lick tho, that privelage has to be earned
Old 24 July 2008, 12:25 AM
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i really dont want a sniff thanks

are you coming to the meet then?
Old 24 July 2008, 12:27 AM
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i have just **** myself when i looked at the clock on the forum
Old 24 July 2008, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
ooohhhhh thats gonna ache in the morning as that will have left a pretty big hole
Hence theses bad boys



There the 66cl bottlers too, no ***** beers in my gaff
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your not in a spamming mood tonight then
Old 24 July 2008, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hence theses bad boys



There the 66cl bottlers too, no ***** beers in my gaff

with your tooth is nicely placed next to them

are you putting it under your pillow later?
Old 24 July 2008, 12:31 AM
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evening all
Old 24 July 2008, 12:32 AM
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time is well fecked on here
Old 24 July 2008, 12:32 AM
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evening
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fecking knackered after my work out tonight
Old 24 July 2008, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
your not in a spamming mood tonight then
Im just working a little slow this evening
I feel so battered but stil on the level if you know what i mean, but it feels good, brings back some great memorys of how i used to be all the time
God i miss my college days so bad, i miss being fecked all the tiome
Old 24 July 2008, 12:34 AM
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tried to finish off with some cardio but could only manage 1 min on the cross trainer felt all dizzy, my arms were shaking whilst cooling down just moving 30kg on a seated press to failure. Managed about 12 reps
Old 24 July 2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
with your tooth is nicely placed next to them

are you putting it under your pillow later?
Not unless the tooth fairys will give me £425 for a new hot water tank
Old 24 July 2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
fecking knackered after my work out tonight

it is my night off tonight

im there tomorrow though
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monkey, you always seem to be fecked now so god knows how you survived college
Old 24 July 2008, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Not unless the tooth fairys will give me £425 for a new hot water tank
sorry to say this but they dont exist.
Old 24 July 2008, 12:36 AM
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but yer old man could put money there to replace the asda t shirt that got blood on it a few weeks back


How is yer old man now anyway ?
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im just working a little slow this evening
I feel so battered but stil on the level if you know what i mean, but it feels good, brings back some great memorys of how i used to be all the time
God i miss my college days so bad, i miss being fecked all the tiome

you cant carry on doing it tho as it does do you in in the long term

every now and again is good tho
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its feckin roastin in here
Old 24 July 2008, 12:37 AM
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dont mean the forum but my house. Like a hot house, no wonder gas is soooooooo cheap for us
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
just wish i had some ganga too to sort me out
try a t5 that will knock you senseless
Old 24 July 2008, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
its feckin roastin in here

its very warm outside its not gonna be nice sleeping tonight
Old 24 July 2008, 12:39 AM
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