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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:36 PM
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my dad out of hospital though which is good
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:36 PM
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:37 PM
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:38 PM
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my litlte pupster has just farted
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:39 PM
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it stinks
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:39 PM
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she's now flaked out on the rug
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my dad out of hospital though which is good
I hope nothing too serious
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:40 PM
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who did stes clutch then, you or him? bet it wasnt him, doesnt seem the mechanically minded type
good guess jay
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:40 PM
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some people/animals snore



mine just farts!
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
I hope nothing too serious
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:41 PM
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her little tail moves over when she lets polly out of prison
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:42 PM
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:42 PM
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ste's moans and groans from under the car were fookin funny
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:43 PM
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speedypashatmonkey
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
I hope nothing too serious
yes has been, got admitted chrimbo day and was in 7 months, got released but had to go into care, and was found collapsed the other week so had to go back to hospital

Finally released back to the home so he is himself again! watching sky all day with the carers!

Thats why I wasnt at the meet on thursday as the home was re assessing him to make sure they could offer the care he needs as warrington general hadnt disclosed full details of his requirements/illness
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:44 PM
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I went t ther pubv straight frim workv
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:44 PM
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channel 4 now

the "original " alien movie

just getting to the scene were the little alien bursts out of the mans stomach
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:45 PM
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****lo off Big H

Im too pissed to give a shiiite at the mionue, still havwe nt had any diner, so mno t bothered
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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I went t ther pubv straight frim workv
your life is hard, eating quality meat everyday and drinking beer!









jammy sod
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I went t ther pubv straight frim workv

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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:47 PM
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laalllalal laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaqaaaa

ive had atr least 6 stew;llas so **** iyt yes im waste, and im workin 2moirod



by bye im phizzled
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
****lo off Big H

Im too pissed to give a shiiite at the mionue, still havwe nt had any diner, so mno t bothered


what was that meant to say

rickypolska
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
ste's moans and groans from under the car were fookin funny

you didnt punch him did you cos obviously he didnt do anything mechanical
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kiss my **** gayu boye
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
kiss my **** gayu boye

are you welsh?



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laters smacs muppets

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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:51 PM
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gfook you gay bots bitches
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
yes has been, got admitted chrimbo day and was in 7 months, got released but had to go into care, and was found collapsed the other week so had to go back to hospital

Finally released back to the home so he is himself again! watching sky all day with the carers!

Thats why I wasnt at the meet on thursday as the home was re assessing him to make sure they could offer the care he needs as warrington general hadnt disclosed full details of his requirements/illness
Sorry to here that
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you didnt punch him did you cos obviously he didnt do anything mechanical
best bit was when the gearbox slipped back, when refitting and ended up on ste,

i said , lift it up and push it into the clutch !!

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i can't ,, its stuck on my chest
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Old Oct 7, 2007 | 11:52 PM
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my last 10 minutes!!!!
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