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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I'd like to have sex with you
2. I am sleepy = I'd like to have sex with you
3. I am tired = I'd like to have sex with you
4. Nice dress = I'd like to have sex with you
5. I love you = I'd like to have sex with you
6. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
12. Can i meet your sister? = I'd like to have sex with her
13. Can i meet your dad? = i want a night off from sex to watch football and get drunk
1. I am hungry = I'd like to have sex with you
2. I am sleepy = I'd like to have sex with you
3. I am tired = I'd like to have sex with you
4. Nice dress = I'd like to have sex with you
5. I love you = I'd like to have sex with you
6. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
12. Can i meet your sister? = I'd like to have sex with her
13. Can i meet your dad? = i want a night off from sex to watch football and get drunk
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
as you said last night, dont quote history
i wasnt that is why i said CURRENT champs when did you last win the league
stop trying to big yourself up now ste
face it, the red sh1te (lfc) are at the moment ****
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Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are these things you are on about????????
Trophies???????????????????????
That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!
What are these things you are on about????????
Trophies???????????????????????
That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
it has been that long eh martin
i think your boys will bag a trophy in the next 2 years
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You into MILFs then Ste